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Coldie ;] Guest
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:13 am Post subject: Funniest story, you'll laugh |
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So I was at work and diarrhea'd all over my briefs. At work I usually am dressed as business casual, so it wouldn't have been an issue had the poop not dribbled down my leg. So I'm inside the washroom trying to clean myself up and I'm half-naked literally washing the shit off my leg, until my employee walks in to take a leak. He literally stares at me, chuckles, takes a leak, then proceeds to walk out.
We laughed.
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HitIer How do I cheat?
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:16 am Post subject: |
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lol, diarrhea, fart, butt, so funny
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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TheIndianGuy Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:48 am Post subject: |
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the fuck how does this even happen
you're sick
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TheIndianGuy Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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no, definitely nothing notable. i literally woke up 2 and a half hours ago and have that time was spent vaping, cup of coffee taking a shit, showering, brushing teeth, and shaving.
i'm not trying to discourage him from posting this shit. it definitely is entertaining to read others misfortunes.
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Aniblaze Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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I doubt you're higher up than management, wherever you work. Managers who call their colleagues "my employees" don't tend to last very long.
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Antagonist Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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i used to work for a small financial service firm entry level manager. the title was more glorious than the job but i was in a higher hierarchical corporate level. people under me kept calling me as their manager i just called them my coworkers.
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Coldie ;] Guest
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Aniblaze wrote: |
I doubt you're higher up than management, wherever you work. Managers who call their colleagues "my employees" don't tend to last very long. |
I'm an owner, nigga, not an employee.
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HitIer How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Coldie ;] wrote: | | Aniblaze wrote: |
I doubt you're higher up than management, wherever you work. Managers who call their colleagues "my employees" don't tend to last very long. |
I'm your owner, niggger, not an employee. |
Fixed
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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