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Coldie ;]
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:13 am    Post subject: Funniest story, you'll laugh Reply with quote

So I was at work and diarrhea'd all over my briefs. At work I usually am dressed as business casual, so it wouldn't have been an issue had the poop not dribbled down my leg. So I'm inside the washroom trying to clean myself up and I'm half-naked literally washing the shit off my leg, until my employee walks in to take a leak. He literally stares at me, chuckles, takes a leak, then proceeds to walk out.

We laughed.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, diarrhea, fart, butt, so funny
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the fuck how does this even happen

you're sick
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no, definitely nothing notable. i literally woke up 2 and a half hours ago and have that time was spent vaping, cup of coffee taking a shit, showering, brushing teeth, and shaving.

i'm not trying to discourage him from posting this shit. it definitely is entertaining to read others misfortunes.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My employee

I doubt you're higher up than management, wherever you work. Managers who call their colleagues "my employees" don't tend to last very long.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i used to work for a small financial service firm entry level manager. the title was more glorious than the job but i was in a higher hierarchical corporate level. people under me kept calling me as their manager i just called them my coworkers.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aniblaze wrote:
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My employee

I doubt you're higher up than management, wherever you work. Managers who call their colleagues "my employees" don't tend to last very long.


I'm an owner, nigga, not an employee.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coldie ;] wrote:
Aniblaze wrote:
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My employee

I doubt you're higher up than management, wherever you work. Managers who call their colleagues "my employees" don't tend to last very long.


I'm your owner, niggger, not an employee.


Fixed

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