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HitIer
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 Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:15 am Post subject: Unarmed black teen shot by cops for a sandwich |
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An off-duty St. Louis police officer fatally shot 18-year-old Vonderrick Myers Jr. 12 miles from Ferguson late Wednesday evening. Multiple witnesses report Myers was unarmed and holding a sandwich when the officer shot him 16 times.
Reported by The Guardian
"One writer for the popular satirical news website The Onion said, “I was going to write an article about a police officer seeing a black man holding a sandwich, saying that the sandwich was actually a gun, and then shooting him ten times. Except now that’s actually happened. Only worse, because first he tasered the teen, and shot him not ten times, but sixteen. How can I write satire when the most absurd, outlandish things I can dream up are actually happening in the real world? I might as well just become a regular journalist, it would literally be the exact same thing at this point.""
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| t328163 wrote: | | Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol. |
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clash of clans hacks
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:42 am Post subject: |
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| I reed that the teen fired 3 shots at the cop before he shot back 17 times.
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Negima
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 2:26 am Post subject: |
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| this happens everyday in the US
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Euphorical
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| Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:06 am Post subject: |
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| niggas actually read the guardian are u an autistic retard
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King Chezzmo
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| Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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so? id shoot a nigga if i was hungry enough. bullet to the dome for some delicious sweet onion chicken teriyaki
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Michael
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| Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:05 am Post subject: |
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| okay but what kind of sandwich
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| Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| King Chezzmo wrote: | | so? id shoot a nigga if i was hungry enough. bullet to the dome for some delicious sweet onion chicken teriyaki |
ya ok you kill people for pleasure dexter
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