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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 3:29 pm Post subject: >be me |
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>Be me
>God
>Alpha as fuck
>Omega as fuck
>Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago
>I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea
>It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do shit
>Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word
>Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm
>Fast forward to present day
>I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created
>Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened
>Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me
>niggawhut.jpg
>But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags
>Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though
>Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years
>All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer
>It can talk
>It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes
>And one of those universes is the one I'm in
>MFW I created myself
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Nirojan
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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ok
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| Quote: | | yo i b 22 tryna make it in dis rap game but da steetz dont got luv for no wun na mean so im out hea tryna holla at da fams on dis innernet shit u no way i sayin |
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Shrooms wrote: | | Trippy but a flaw is that he wws alwready living brfore he created it |
flaw is god doesnt exist bro
at least not currently in reference to OP
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Nirojan
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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hey shrooms, whats the story behind your name
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Shrooms wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | Shrooms wrote: | | Trippy but a flaw is that he wws alwready living brfore he created it |
flaw is god doesnt exist bro
at least not currently in reference to OP |
how in the flying fuck can you say that there isn't a deity.
get away from me, you are lowering my IQ. |
we havent uploaded our consciousness into a giant quantum supercomputer, thus god doesnt exist yet because he hasn't created himself yet
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Shrooms wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | Shrooms wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | Shrooms wrote: | | Trippy but a flaw is that he wws alwready living brfore he created it |
flaw is god doesnt exist bro
at least not currently in reference to OP |
how in the flying fuck can you say that there isn't a deity.
get away from me, you are lowering my IQ. |
we havent uploaded our consciousness into a giant quantum supercomputer, thus god doesnt exist yet because he hasn't created himself yet |
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU TAKING, your answer is fucking stupid.
How does uploading our consciousness into a giant quantum supercomputer mean anything.
What if we are just a fucking simulation, kills off your shit theory and enters everything into a paradox.
good fucking day. |
did u even read OP
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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we dont know that he exists until we actually do the process that he ends up using to create himself, because until then we have no factual proof of that happening
watch this: episode 60 of retsutalk
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lamafao
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 1:24 am Post subject: |
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How can universe be real if god isn't real
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:07 am Post subject: |
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| Shrooms wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | Shrooms wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | Shrooms wrote: | | Trippy but a flaw is that he wws alwready living brfore he created it |
flaw is god doesnt exist bro
at least not currently in reference to OP |
how in the flying fuck can you say that there isn't a deity.
get away from me, you are lowering my IQ. |
we havent uploaded our consciousness into a giant quantum supercomputer, thus god doesnt exist yet because he hasn't created himself yet |
WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU TAKING, your answer is fucking stupid.
How does uploading our consciousness into a giant quantum supercomputer mean anything, to me it just means we advanced to the limit of everything, we become one with the simulation.
What if we are just a fucking simulation, kills off your shit theory and enters everything into a paradox.
good fucking day. |
this isn't tumblr
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