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THE GIANT QUESTION: What does poop taste like? [poop Q&A
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:30 pm    Post subject: THE GIANT QUESTION: What does poop taste like? [poop Q&A Reply with quote

What does poop taste like?
Here is some info on poop:


What is poop made of:
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.


Why does poop stink:
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

Why is poop brown:
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.

How come when you eat corn, no matter how much you chew it, you poop it out in whole kernals?
Corn poop is one of the greatest mysteries in life.
This is what is thought is happening:
When we chew corn, the outer coating slips off the inner kernal. This outer yellow coating is almost entirely cellulose, and is indigestible. It passes through the gut untouched, and emerges looking like a whole kernal, although it is mostly just the outer skin. The inside of the kernal is starchy and digestible, and that is the part that we succeed in chewing up.


What causes the burning sensation sometimes associated with poop?
This is generally caused by a recent meal of hot peppers or related spices. The oils associated with these foods remain intact and active all the way through one's gastrointestinal system. These oils can also generate hot farts.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

taste it and find out
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Google it.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: ...Serious question Reply with quote

Robby wrote:
What does poop taste like.

I WANt reAL ANSWErS
taste it yourself and post results
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably tastes like poop.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goin' to go with KMC on this one and say it most likely tastes like poop.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

llooooooooooooooooollllllllllll!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ASN3S wrote:
Google it.
I did google it and i came up with all different results... Hmm, i'll put a bunch of different results so people can be informed... I just wanna find out, that way i don't have to find out the hard way...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LinRuiBai wrote:
ASN3S wrote:
Google it.
I did google it and i came up with all different results... Hmm, i'll put a bunch of different results so people can be informed... I just wanna find out, that way i don't have to find out the hard way...
Most of the time, food tastes the same as it's smell, so...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLROFL !!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:3 wrote:
ROFLROFL !!!!
Would you taste it and find out, i'm dying to know what it tastes like xD
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LinRuiBai wrote:
:3 wrote:
ROFLROFL !!!!
Would you taste it and find out, i'm dying to know what it tastes like xD
Why?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[BSi] Jefre wrote:
LinRuiBai wrote:
:3 wrote:
ROFLROFL !!!!
Would you taste it and find out, i'm dying to know what it tastes like xD
Why?
What if it tastes like chocolate? i'll never know and i'll go on wondering if i should flush it or taste it.... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha omg u r so funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I ate it once when I was 3 and I still remember the taste.
It taste like clay. Not much of a taste at all actually.

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