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Womanizer · Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:55 am Post subject: THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME

I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. STUPID FUCKING SHITTY COMMUNITY FULL OF FUCKING KIDS

>I'm mid with Katarina, done well. Early game score 5-0 (their morg. feed me)
>My team starts feeding (bot)
>they blame me (still on score 5-0) for feeding
>they overreact and go in kid mode and start being smart on what we should do. *example: LETS PUSH TOWERS. ALL GO ON YOUR OWN LANE AND PUSH (They have done this a million times and they know they have been ganked 1278937189273891273 fucking times)
>I start telling them that this shit will never work
>They go stupid mode and one of their lux starts being mad on me because I have "stolen" some kills. (Thats what she thinks) she goes rage mode and steals all minions from me with her ult. She uses all her abilties to steal them. Then she gets smart and shit and says over all chat to report me for raging(i haven't raged b4)
>later on she was suiciding (assisting enemy team) and still complains that it was all my fucking fault
>I get more deaths (2 or so)
>she gets mad that im a feeder n shit (she mutes me for her mature'ity)
>game ends with my score of 18-3 or so
>i'm the idiot, and it was all my fucking fault that we lost our game.

average score for my teammate was 5-14

YES. I AM ALREADY UNISTALLING THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME WITH FULL OF RETARDS.

bfsdbsdfbdsfb · Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:58 am Post subject:

>complaining about soloq

hey man I've been there you just need people who want to play with you

however

in your case I can see how that is hard

teeigeryuh · Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:59 am Post subject:

You can't get women, that's why she raged over you.

not even on the webs

you are pathetic

Womanizer · Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:03 am Post subject:

akaecius wrote:

>complaining about soloq

hey man I've been there you just need people who want to play with you

however

in your case I can see how that is hard

I really don't want to get into "ranked games". I am gettng these people all the time

>BLAME MID FOR FEED THEY SAID.

Dark Bite wrote:

You can't get women, that's why she raged over you.

not even on the webs

you are pathetic

Okay, really? Thought you were better than this. Seriously how old are you? 9? Why do you fucking bring up women which I really don't fucking care at this exact moment when I'm raging over a game.

Suicide please.

Butters

Womanizer

Butters wrote:

Womanizer wrote:

I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW. STUPID FUCKING SHITTY COMMUNITY FULL OF FUCKING KIDS

>I'm mid with Katarina, done well. Early game score 5-0 (their morg. feed me)
>My team starts feeding (bot)
>they blame me (still on score 5-0) for feeding
>they overreact and go in kid mode and start being smart on what we should do. *example: LETS PUSH TOWERS. ALL GO ON YOUR OWN LANE AND PUSH (They have done this a million times and they know they have been ganked 1278937189273891273 fucking times)
>I start telling them that this shit will never work
>They go stupid mode and one of their lux starts being mad on me because I have "stolen" some kills. (Thats what she thinks) she goes rage mode and steals all minions from me with her ult. She uses all her abilties to steal them. Then she gets smart and shit and says over all chat to report me for raging(i haven't raged b4)
>later on she was suiciding (assisting enemy team) and still complains that it was all my fucking fault
>I get more deaths (2 or so)
>she gets mad that im a feeder n shit (she mutes me for her mature'ity)
>game ends with my score of 18-3 or so
>i'm the idiot, and it was all my fucking fault that we lost our game.

average score for my teammate was 5-14

YES. I AM ALREADY UNISTALLING THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME WITH FULL OF RETARDS.
>2012
>bad at league of legends
>GIVING A FUCK ABOUT THE COMMUNITY LOL

What... I don't even

Butters

poiboizo · Newbie cheater Reputation: 0 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 Posts: 22

I've played this game since I was in highschool, on and off, back when twisted treeline was a popular map.

Since it's a team based game, if two people or more fuck up on your team, gg. If one of your players feed the enemy carry, gg as well if they can snowball. It's usually better to queue with people you know who are better than you. Alternatively, you can add random people who are better than you and queue with them.

Most games there's only like 1 or 2 good players. Those good players can carry the game (usually with ad/ap carry) even if the rest of their team sucks. Then there's the games where both of the teams suck, but one just sucks less than the other.

And ranked is cancer as well. Below 900 elo, at least half of your games will have leavers/trolls. It doesn't get better until you climb up to at least 1400-1600+.

Just for reference, my first ranked game I was laned bottom with a taric that stunned minions, didn't heal, and rushed enemy towers while dying like a boss.

The community sucks massive donkey dicks. Just play bots, or troll like the rest of the people who gave up.

EDIT: meta suggests that only one person go mid, but breaking meta wins games in soloq, in this case, your bot was probably left with one person who fed the enemy carry because 2v1 isn't favorable. Also means less experience/gold for mid since it's shared. You were 5-0 and usually you have to snowball with that otherwise your advantage means fuck all.

The way to win league: play flavors of the month, buy wards so you can see incoming ganks, command your fucking team by showing them your superior skill, and dunk fools. Also since it's soloq there's probably no jungler so just win your lane, roam and continue to snowball off retards until you can 1v5. Remember to target the retards and not the people who have any ounce of skill on the enemy team, or you might get fucked.