Cheat Engine

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I turn my sink on and off three times, never more than 1/3 of a turn each time - maximum flow is achieved this way.

I lock the door for exactly one minute, then unlock it for two, then lock it again. Just to make sure it works.

I grind up my weed, turning the grinder exactly 9 times left and 9 times right.

I use a scale with a degree of uncertainty of .001 grams, so I know exactly how much I'm smoking.

I dim the lights to precisely 1/2 lit.

I open my safe that stores my bowl, diligently pack exactly .3 grams, then get a brand new lighter - I have to use a new one each time.

I light the bowl, never for more than 1.5 seconds, inhale for 5 seconds, release the carb, continue inhaling for 5 more seconds, then hold for another 5 seconds.

Once done smoking I turn the sink back on to 1/3 flow (maximum) and wash all the ash down the drain. I then pour exactly 1.5 fl oz of drain-o down the drain; I don't want the ash to clog it up.

I soak the bowl in 91% isopropyl alcohol for exactly 4 hours. I put it in the alcohol exactly 5 minutes from exhaling my last hit.

I then clean the sink out with bleach to make sure no ash is left. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

Once I've finished all that and have my bowl soaking, I sit down and turn on a 30 minute playlist of my favorite music. Pink Floyd, etc.

When the playlist ends, I dim the lights to 2/9ths of the maximum light and meditate for exactly 1 hour, 3 minutes, and 27seconds.



Do you guys have any pre/post stoner rituals?

[InnerChild548]

I wear sterile clothing. Preferably black.

I check and double check noone else is around.

I make sure I've got everything I need with me, can't afford to redo it.

When I start, I make sure it suffers. I grind it a lot while it's still breathing.

When it's finally gone, I make sure to cut the remaining pieces neatly, so noone would recognise it.

I drop the remains in a dedicated black bag and put it away in my garden.

I clean up, I tend to make a mess. Not a spot remains.


And that is how I do my ritual with a stoner.

[br0l0ck]

I draw a pentagram on the floor and sacrifice 3 children to The Prophet
Then I watch a little bit of MLP

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I wear clothes that are loose and can easily be dispatched/taken off if someone grabs me. Also wear shoes/pants that are alright for running.
The clothes are usually in dark colours to make it easier to move about at night.
I have my paint in a messenger bag that can be easily disposed of. I do not carry any ID or mobile phone etc. that could compromise my identity.
When I get ready to do it I check to see if anyone is around usually I'll have a buddy ready to stand watch and then we take turns doing it.
When we are done with the wall we walk away slowly and take the long route back so that it is not easily to follow us to our homes.
I never do it the same night of the week so as to not make a pattern out of it.

if we are seen we'll generally toss our paint away and run in opposite directions. we'll try to skip as many fences as possible and run through as many backyards as possible to make it hard for people to follow us when we run.

[Butters]

make tea
i put music to suit my mood on
i roll my joint
i smoke my joint