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Brillia
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 Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:41 am Post subject: My whole body hurts>_< |
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We both smoked weed after our first round i lasted 10 minutes on first round
But on second round plus weed is fucking insane.
I fucked her for like an hour and half but still i wont cum
My whole body fucking hurts..
Fuck my life lol
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Dark‮‮
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You're just hyped out about it.
Suck up to me faggot.
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Cryoma
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In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi.
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Kavvman
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:59 am Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi. |
lol. And hiroshi, its okay, shit like that happens with drugs, you could have faked orgasm lol
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Aniblaze
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:57 am Post subject: |
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| FYI, on weed your perception of time is completely warped.
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emil
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:01 am Post subject: |
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Was so close to fucking a girl while we were both smoking, but apparently the whole fucking town was dry
fml
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C-Dizzle
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:08 am Post subject: |
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| Did you share a needle while smoking the weed? You might have aids bro.
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1929394839292057839194958
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:40 am Post subject: |
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| Kavvman wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi. |
lol. And hiroshi, its okay, shit like that happens with drugs, you could have faked orgasm lol |
Yeah, because guys can do that. 
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emil
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | | Kavvman wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi. |
lol. And hiroshi, its okay, shit like that happens with drugs, you could have faked orgasm lol |
Yeah, because guys can do that. :| |
Shake a bit and moan?
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1929394839292057839194958
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Emil wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Kavvman wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi. |
lol. And hiroshi, its okay, shit like that happens with drugs, you could have faked orgasm lol |
Yeah, because guys can do that. |
Shake a bit and moan? |
No sperm
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emil
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | | Emil wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Kavvman wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi. |
lol. And hiroshi, its okay, shit like that happens with drugs, you could have faked orgasm lol |
Yeah, because guys can do that. :| |
Shake a bit and moan? |
No sperm :| |
don't think she would notice, honestly
but faking an orgasm is stupid as shit anyways, should just tell her you need a fucking break
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1929394839292057839194958
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| Emil wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Emil wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Kavvman wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi. |
lol. And hiroshi, its okay, shit like that happens with drugs, you could have faked orgasm lol |
Yeah, because guys can do that. |
Shake a bit and moan? |
No sperm |
don't think she would notice, honestly
but faking an orgasm is stupid as shit anyways, should just tell her you need a fucking break |
Or you could just say that you can't because if the bitch likes you it's her fucking fault if anything that she isn't turning you on enough. Also no what, you wouldn't notice? You don't fucking cum inside the girl if you use a condom and she'll see the condom and be like uh, there isn't anything in that.
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SF
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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You're all wrong. He can fake an orgasm since he can't actually produce any sperm yet, he's still too young.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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| SF wrote: | | You're all wrong. He can fake an orgasm since he can't actually produce any sperm yet, he's still too young. |
lol
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emil
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| Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | | Emil wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Emil wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Kavvman wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | In school they asked who my idol was, who I aspire to be like.
Obviously I put hiroshi. |
lol. And hiroshi, its okay, shit like that happens with drugs, you could have faked orgasm lol |
Yeah, because guys can do that. :| |
Shake a bit and moan? |
No sperm :| |
don't think she would notice, honestly
but faking an orgasm is stupid as shit anyways, should just tell her you need a fucking break |
Or you could just say that you can't because if the bitch likes you it's her fucking fault if anything that she isn't turning you on enough. Also no what, you wouldn't notice? You don't fucking cum inside the girl if you use a condom and she'll see the condom and be like uh, there isn't anything in that. |
you can and I do
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