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Monkeys
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Go to party.
Treat everyone in my posse to a pint, as usual.
Girl pulls me outside, asks about me, gives me her phone number.
Next day, she pretty much forces me to agree on a date with her to "repay that pint".
Do a daytrip with her.
Get it on.
Hard work, getting a females.
TL;DR: At this age, it's the girls who're hunting.
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Kargarok
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| And then you wake up
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Aviar³
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:40 pm Post subject: Re: How to gf |
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| Monkeys wrote: | Go to party.
Treat everyone in my posse to a pint, as usual.
Girl pulls me outside, asks about me, gives me her phone number.
Next day, she pretty much forces me to agree on a date with her to "repay that pint".
Do a daytrip with her.
Get it on.
Hard work, getting a females.
TL;DR: At this age, it's the girls who're hunting. |
Hard work, getting a grammar.
Also, thats insane. Hookers cost more than a pint. You got a great deal.
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AverageAzn247
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| Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: How to gf |
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| Aviar³ wrote: | | Monkeys wrote: | Go to party.
Treat everyone in my posse to a pint, as usual.
Girl pulls me outside, asks about me, gives me her phone number.
Next day, she pretty much forces me to agree on a date with her to "repay that pint".
Do a daytrip with her.
Get it on.
Hard work, getting a females.
TL;DR: At this age, it's the girls who're hunting. |
Hard work, getting a grammar.
Also, thats insane. Hookers cost more than a pint. You got a great deal. |
not in africa...
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| Ok thanks for telling us
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Anarchy
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:39 am Post subject: |
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| u 2 konr man u da bes
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:56 am Post subject: |
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| Companion Lube wrote: | | And then you wake up |
REALITY TOO DEEP FOR ME
I MUST COMMIT TO BE A MAN
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Anarchy
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| Rozen wrote: | | Companion Lube wrote: | | And then you wake up |
REALITY TOO DEEP FOR ME
I MUST COMMIT TO BE A MAN |
be...a man?
KIAI PAN KIAI KIAI PAN PAN KIAI
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do the right thing
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Up2Admin
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put laptop on her back while having sex
browse cef
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| Up2Admin wrote: | put laptop on her back while having sex
browse cef |
Story of my life right here. Except I don't use a laptop. I use a whole gps damn tower and monitor.
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Whole is 5.5 inches deep.
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Channel GannoK
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Vagina deep hole limit
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:43 pm Post subject: Re: How to gf |
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| Aviar³ wrote: | | Monkeys wrote: | Go to party.
Treat everyone in my posse to a pint, as usual.
Girl pulls me outside, asks about me, gives me her phone number.
Next day, she pretty much forces me to agree on a date with her to "repay that pint".
Do a daytrip with her.
Get it on.
Hard work, getting a females.
TL;DR: At this age, it's the girls who're hunting. |
Hard work, getting a grammar.
Also, thats insane. Hookers cost more than a pint. You got a great deal. |
I thought it was: Hard work, get some grammar?
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Aviar³
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| Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:00 pm Post subject: Re: How to gf |
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| Killor1 wrote: | | Aviar³ wrote: | | Monkeys wrote: | Go to party.
Treat everyone in my posse to a pint, as usual.
Girl pulls me outside, asks about me, gives me her phone number.
Next day, she pretty much forces me to agree on a date with her to "repay that pint".
Do a daytrip with her.
Get it on.
Hard work, getting a females.
TL;DR: At this age, it's the girls who're hunting. |
Hard work, getting a grammar.
Also, thats insane. Hookers cost more than a pint. You got a great deal. |
I thought it was: Hard work, get some grammar? |
Disappoint I am son.
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