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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:00 pm    Post subject: God damn it, fuck driving Reply with quote

I was going to test for my learner's permit today (for driving) but they told me I'd have to take at least 6 hours of driver's education first. I was also planning on having my parents teach me to drive which (before) would opt me out of the road skills course (where you ride with a cop and he/she judges your driving skills). But nope. Turns out he law changed recently and I'd have to ride with a cop no matter what now. Plus my 18th birthday is in 20 days anyway which means there wouldn't be enough time to qualify for a permit... which happens to take 20 days.

So now I'll have to take 6 hours of bullshit online courses even though I've already passed all of the practice tests just fine and I know everything they'll teach. I'll still practice driving with my parents, but I'll have to wait till I'm 18, which isn't too long from now. Then I'll have to sit with a cop... I can already tell that's gonna fuck up my day. I don't take stress very well and I'll probably get clumsy and break something.

All of this bullshit is the same reason I put off learning to drive for so long in the first place. So mad.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i hope you get in a car wreck and explode but still live
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i hope you get in a car wreck and explode but still live
I explode all the time and live.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

take stimulants before drivers test with cop, outsmart his ass, aqquire license

also have fun driving your friends everywhere

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
friend with a benefit == free taxi
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Have car
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waaah i never have money for anything fun i have to pay for gas and insurance


>Have no car
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time to buy more things i cant wait to buy things i love spending money

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit

Those laws are not nationwide. Those are up to each state.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
I'm turning 18 in 20 days. And in order to drive legally you have to have a license. Once I have a license I can drive anyone wherever I want. I'm not the first of my friends to drive either. They usually drive me places.
I was trying to get a permit first to avoid all of the nonsense (driver's ed and riding with a cop).

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

just take the test when you turn 18
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gogodr wrote:
asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
friend with a benefit == free taxi
I am a friend with benefits

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asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
I'm turning 18 in 20 days. And in order to drive legally you have to have a license. Once I have a license I can drive anyone wherever I want. I'm not the first of my friends to drive either. They usually drive me places.
I was trying to get a permit first to avoid all of the nonsense (driver's ed and riding with a cop).
I got my license at age 17. I made the mistake of being the first of my friends to get a license.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asciicat wrote:
gogodr wrote:
asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
friend with a benefit == free taxi
I am a friend with benefits

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asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
I'm turning 18 in 20 days. And in order to drive legally you have to have a license. Once I have a license I can drive anyone wherever I want. I'm not the first of my friends to drive either. They usually drive me places.
I was trying to get a permit first to avoid all of the nonsense (driver's ed and riding with a cop).
I got my license at age 17. I made the mistake of being the first of my friends to get a license.

>friends

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude, consider yourself lucky.
I'm currently doing a fucking "graduated driver licensing program" course that takes a fucking month, then you have to drive with your parents for 6 months...

And I have an asshole teacher, so that makes it worse.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shot wrote:
asciicat wrote:
gogodr wrote:
asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
friend with a benefit == free taxi
I am a friend with benefits

Up2Admin wrote:
asciicat wrote:
why get a license?

still have to wait 12 months (if under 18?) until you are legally aloud to ferry your friends

if you are the first of your friends to get a license then you will be a friend with a benefit
I'm turning 18 in 20 days. And in order to drive legally you have to have a license. Once I have a license I can drive anyone wherever I want. I'm not the first of my friends to drive either. They usually drive me places.
I was trying to get a permit first to avoid all of the nonsense (driver's ed and riding with a cop).
I got my license at age 17. I made the mistake of being the first of my friends to get a license.

>friends
lol wtf?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rozen wrote:
just take the test when you turn 18
That's what I'm doing... derp.
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