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How to get laid - Simple steps - Nerds can too

 
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Graphyte
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:27 am    Post subject: How to get laid - Simple steps - Nerds can too Reply with quote
So simple, I've done it around 3 times and when I get out I'll do it again.

1. Shave off your fucking unibrow

2. Shower

3. No, seriously shower

4. Get out of your house and look for some girls

5. Start taking your clothes off and run naked at them

7. You got laid!












































6. Gl getting raped in jail faggot
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br0l0ck
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
shit youre so funny
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Up2Admin
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or I could just flirt back at the ones that always flirt with me... no point in going to jail.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Up2Admin wrote:
Or I could just flirt back at the ones that always flirt with me... no point in going to jail.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flunitrazepam
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clash of clans hacks
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks OP!
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Bisa
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks OP, I just fucked 2 girls in the last hour, oh wait, it was your mother.
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Slugsnack
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Up2Admin wrote:
Or I could just flirt back at the ones that always flirt with me... no point in going to jail.

i thought you were 13 or something.. have your balls even dropped yet ?
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Up2Admin
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Slugsnack wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
Or I could just flirt back at the ones that always flirt with me... no point in going to jail.

i thought you were 13 or something.. have your balls even dropped yet ?
I'm 17... wut.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I'm 17... wut.

Ohh, so I guess you're old enough to know what goes where.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Treekodar wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
I'm 17... wut.

Ohh, so I guess you're old enough to know what goes where.
What goes where? I don't understand.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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What goes where? I don't understand.

Battlefield 3 goes on the harddrive, LoL goes in the bin.
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Graphyte
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Newfag spot'd
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