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Sephiron · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:08 pm Post subject: How CEF ruined my life

God damn you, CEF. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job. I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, CEF seized control of my brain. "There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant. The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Moments · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:11 pm Post subject:

I read the first and last sentence before I read it in full, knowing it'd be stupid

Sephiron · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:13 pm Post subject:

Vincent. · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:19 pm Post subject:

I enjoyed reading it.

The Fish · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:32 pm Post subject:

I've posted this before.

SGL · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:41 pm Post subject:

PIZZAIDS!

Channel GannoK · pffrt Reputation: 130 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 608

You're mom is supposed to get scared. Not your manager.

SFP+ · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:02 pm Post subject:

Channel GannoK · pffrt Reputation: 130 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 608

Saric · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:16 pm Post subject:

I read the last line first.

Luigi · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:16 pm Post subject:

aw man op i feel so bad man im sorry for you men good luck men

Saric · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:21 pm Post subject:

In Bel-Air, California, born and raised
At the country club is where I spent most of my days.
Having a lark, relaxing all day
Driving some balls right down the fairway

When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity
Started making trouble in my community
I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,
She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."

I hired a limo, and as it drew near
The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.
I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,
But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"

I arrived at the house at 7:34
And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur
Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly
But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly

Hai · Cheater Reputation: 23 Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 37

Fifty Shades of J · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:42 pm Post subject:

GOD DAMN YOU GOT ME GOOD. I was like oh man seph... that shit sucks.

Oblivious · Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:57 pm Post subject:

:l

So the entire point of that was that I lost the game?

That's fucking gay.