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Aniblaze
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That I never broke a bone in my body, do not have any missing body parts, and do not have any chronic illnesses. This from a guy who over the course of his life:
# Ran into a moving car head first when he was six, and blamed the female driver
# Fell down a flight of stairs as a teenager, three times
# Played knife darts with younger brother
# Played war games with illegal fireworks
# Jumped off a bridge, on top of a shopping cart that was directly (but invisibly) under the water
You never realize how lucky you are until the memories you lost during those injuries start coming back to you, or when you see pictures of them.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:03 am Post subject: Re: I just realized |
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| Augustine wrote: | That I never broke a bone in my body, do not have any missing body parts, and do not have any chronic illnesses. This from a guy who over the course of his life:
# Ran into a moving car head first when he was six, and blamed the female driver
# Fell down a flight of stairs as a teenager, three times
# Played knife darts with younger brother
# Played war games with illegal fireworks
# Jumped off a bridge, on top of a shopping cart that was directly (but invisibly) under the water
You never realize how lucky you are until the memories you lost during those injuries start coming back to you, or when you see pictures of them. |
Dat is levensgevaarlijk.
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Aniblaze
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:15 am Post subject: Re: I just realized |
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| Lange Frans. wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | That I never broke a bone in my body, do not have any missing body parts, and do not have any chronic illnesses. This from a guy who over the course of his life:
# Ran into a moving car head first when he was six, and blamed the female driver
# Fell down a flight of stairs as a teenager, three times
# Played knife darts with younger brother
# Played war games with illegal fireworks
# Jumped off a bridge, on top of a shopping cart that was directly (but invisibly) under the water
You never realize how lucky you are until the memories you lost during those injuries start coming back to you, or when you see pictures of them. |
Dat is levensgevaarlijk. |
Sure was, didn't stop people from laughing though.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:18 am Post subject: |
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And here I am, a person who broke their collarbone as a child because I fucked up a cartwheel =[
Took my parents like 3 hours to realise it was broken cos all I did was laugh
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Aniblaze
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| Nevergreen. wrote: | And here I am, a person who broke their collarbone as a child because I fucked up a cartwheel =[
Took my parents like 3 hours to realise it was broken cos all I did was laugh |
Do you remember what it feels like to break something? My brother said you don't really feel it unless you touch or move it. Although he had it at a bad place because he broke his knuckle on someones jawbone. They had to put it back in place which he said was the most painful thing ever.
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Aids
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:54 am Post subject: |
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| Augustine wrote: | | Nevergreen. wrote: | And here I am, a person who broke their collarbone as a child because I fucked up a cartwheel =[
Took my parents like 3 hours to realise it was broken cos all I did was laugh |
Do you remember what it feels like to break something? My brother said you don't really feel it unless you touch or move it. Although he had it at a bad place because he broke his knuckle on someones jawbone. They had to put it back in place which he said was the most painful thing ever. |
Only hurts if you move it. Other than that, just feels normal.
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Wania
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Ani, u ever had nosebleed?
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Wania wrote: | | Ani, u ever had nosebleed? |
Those things are a bitch.
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Aniblaze
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| Wania wrote: | | Ani, u ever had nosebleed? |
Many, many times. In the summer more often than other seasons, due to the dry air. But I get nosebleeds at least ten times a year. Why?
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Papercuts still hurt worse than breaking bones imo.
Seriously. Fucking hurts even thinking about it
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Aniblaze
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| Nevergreen. wrote: | Papercuts still hurt worse than breaking bones imo.
Seriously. Fucking hurts even thinking about it |
I lol'd, good to know for when someone in my direct environment breaks something.
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Wania
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Its weird, I've never broken anything, or had to go to a hospita for anything either, And I've never ever had a nose bleed.
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Aniblaze
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| Wania wrote: | | Its weird, I've never broken anything, or had to go to a hospita for anything either, And I've never ever had a nose bleed. |
Seems to me there is only one valid explanation for this: You're Kryptonian.
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Wania
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| Augustine wrote: | | Wania wrote: | | Its weird, I've never broken anything, or had to go to a hospita for anything either, And I've never ever had a nose bleed. |
Seems to me there is only one valid explanation for this: You're Kryptonian. |
Oh fuck.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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| I was hit by a car on my bicycle whilst I was going 40km/h and the car was doing about the same. Only broke one knuckle because I knew I was about to crash and moved my arm out of the way. Feels preemptive, man.
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