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How to aquire a woman, By Salt .

 
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:52 pm    Post subject: How to aquire a woman, By Salt . Reply with quote

1 ) Talk to her sexual, They like that

2) Once you're acquainted, Grab her boobs. She'll enjoy this.

3) Repeat number 2.

4) Tell her she need to get on her knees, ( This is a good start )

5) When she blows you, tell her your grandma could do better then that. ( Makes her do it better )

6) I guess at number 4 you've already aquired a girl, so good luck .

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm confused about step 5. What if she is your grandma.

PS tell her to take out her teeth next time.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After step 1, my mom said something was wrong with me and decided to schedule a trip to the psychiatrist for tomorrow.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Women are for fags.
Girls ftw.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OP is completely accurate.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't understand how to get passed step 3, since I keep going back to step 2.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stylised wrote:
I don't understand how to get passed step 3, since I keep going back to step 2.

It says repeat step 2, it doesn't say go back to step 2.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SGL wrote:
Stylised wrote:
I don't understand how to get passed step 3, since I keep going back to step 2.

It says repeat step 2, it doesn't say go back to step 2.

Yeah, but if you go numerically, you always end back up at step 3, telling you to go back to step 2.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stylised wrote:
SGL wrote:
Stylised wrote:
I don't understand how to get passed step 3, since I keep going back to step 2.

It says repeat step 2, it doesn't say go back to step 2.

Yeah, but if you go numerically, you always end back up at step 3, telling you to go back to step 2.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stylised wrote:
SGL wrote:
Stylised wrote:
I don't understand how to get passed step 3, since I keep going back to step 2.

It says repeat step 2, it doesn't say go back to step 2.

Yeah, but if you go numerically, you always end back up at step 3, telling you to go back to step 2.

No, because nowhere in step 2 says to go to step 3.
You just repeat what you just did, which is step 2, moving forward to step 4.

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