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Crinchy Expert Cheater Reputation: 0
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:42 pm Post subject: Oh..My..Shit. Just got caught masturbaiting |
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It was 2 AM in the morning.
I was bored, so I decided to get my HDMI cable and plugged it into the living room 42 in. T.V and my computer, and turned down the volume so light, only I could hear it.
The living room is right next to the stairs.
I went to playing J4kes SAB trainer, but I have not jacked off in, lets say, a few days.
I was playing, and thought, "Well, I wonder what porn looks like on a big flat screen TV.
I went to one of the safest porn site I know, PornHub.
I played a random videos of a foursome,
I put it on full screen, and I had a raging bonor the first few seconds, so I decided to masturbate.
It was like two minutes, and I was about to blow, I screamed, and I could not help it.
My mother, father and brother ran down the stairs, and saw me ejaculate all over the floor.
I was so embarresed!
The next day, in my closet, was a note from my dad sticked on a box, and it read
"Nice, you almost are catched up to me, I am proud of you. Good idea, using HDMI cables to view porn in a 42 in. screen. I have to try that some timr."
I opened the box, it was full of movies,mags, and K.Y jelly.
Did something like this happen to you?
If so, how was it handled? what was the outcome
Or was there any close calls? Please tell me, :)
This all happened two days ago,
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Saucy. How do I cheat? Reputation: 42
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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Dood, like, the same thing just happened to me.
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Fifty Shades of J Expert Cheater Reputation: 32
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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Don't believe it, And no something like that has never happened to me because I'm not a dumb ass. Whenever I do it I do it under the desk and my monitor doesn't face my bedroom door so No one can see whats on it when they walk in.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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Lol.
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat? Reputation: 24
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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...You're retarded
And no, my mom has never caught me masturbating.
I generally do it when she's asleep, when i'm in my room, or when she's not home.
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shitposter Newbie cheater Reputation: 5
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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Nearly got caught once, but I have ninja reflexes.
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Society Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 5
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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What did I just read?
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the the the Master Cheater Reputation: 46
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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I've had close calls
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Saucy. How do I cheat? Reputation: 42
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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See, I can do it whenever.
I decided to replace my door handle, never gave anybody else the key, and made it so you lock it from the inside, and have to use the key to get in. :>
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Aids Expert Cheater Reputation: 16
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:00 am Post subject: |
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If you ever get caught you're doing it wrong.
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the the the Master Cheater Reputation: 46
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:01 am Post subject: |
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Saucy Balmung wrote: | See, I can do it whenever.
I decided to replace my door handle, never gave anybody else the key, and made it so you lock it from the inside, and have to use the key to get in. :> |
what if you locked the door, left the room (how), and then slid the key under the door
just trapped yourself son
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer Reputation: 126
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:03 am Post subject: |
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I got caught once. I heard the doorknob start to turn, so I closed everything and zipped up. But then, something terrible happened, a pop-up... It appeared immediately when my mom walked in. It was really awkward and she pretended not to noticed by quickly moving to my windows and opening the blinds. Since then, she's given me time alone by taking everyone shopping and leaving me, or going to her friends house and taking everyone. Of course, when she does this she never says anything directly to my face like "ohai I'm taking everyone out so you can jack off", it's more like "call us if you need anything, we'll be back at ten". Though I've heard her tell my dad "honey, he needs some alone time" a few times.
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Fafaffy Cheater Reputation: 65
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:04 am Post subject: |
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asciicat wrote: | Saucy Balmung wrote: | See, I can do it whenever.
I decided to replace my door handle, never gave anybody else the key, and made it so you lock it from the inside, and have to use the key to get in. :> |
what if you locked the door, left the room (how), and then slid the key under the door
just trapped yourself son |
>implying theirs no windows to escape
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gogodr I post too much Reputation: 125
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:08 am Post subject: |
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looks like your dad is not satisfied with his sexual life.
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Lyfa The Lonely Man Reputation: 12
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:10 am Post subject: |
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So like a few days ago my brother screamed from the living room. My parents and I ran out to see him ejaculate all over the floor.
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