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Selrahc Master Cheater
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Saric Advanced Cheater
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In the English hospitals of the seventeenth century, children were entitled to two gallons of beer as part of their weekly diet.
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Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Well then, thats rather cool.
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Only one person in two million will live to be 116 or older.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
What?
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It is impossible to lick your elbow or stick your elbow in your ear.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
A lot of photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
The oldest standing building in Australia is Captain James Cook's house, brought over from England brick by brick. Why?
Paul McCartney's real first name is James - Paul is his middle name. Thus, all the Beatles (including Ringo, whose first name is Richard) were named after kings.
The hole inside a CD is exactly the same size as an old Dutch 10 cent coin, called the "dubbeltje". (?!) Of course, all the European countries (save a few) have gone Euro now.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Almost everyone who reads this page will end up trying to lick their elbow.
Fuck.
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Selrahc Master Cheater
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The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white. lol
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