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 Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:05 am Post subject: just thought of the most epic Portal 2 plot. |
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so there I was, playing portal again.
the game ends, and the cube is dead.
or so you thought....
Portal 2: Revenge of Companion Cube
Plot: In the midst of the destruction of the Aperture laboratory, one thing survived hidden in the ruins...
The companion cube.
Scarred from how you betrayed its trust, it's bent on destroying you.
But you don't find out till the end cuz the cube has Glados's voice. So when you walk into the end room, instead of seeing glados, you see the cube, waiting for you, sitting on top of a dead Glados.
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redslothx
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but D: !
It's the perfect plot twist!
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| Revenge of the companion cube... No.
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| Tom Hagen wrote: |
but D: !
It's the perfect plot twist! |
Yes, but how could the companion cube kill GlaDOS?
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No. Companion cube must be savior.
Plot: You're running away from a big fuckoff laser-gun. A second before a bullet hits you, the companion cube jumps between you and the bullet, saving your life. Companion cube doesn't die because he is too cool.
*nod* thats much better!
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| [SSCA]Nevergreen wrote: | No. Companion cube must be savior.
Plot: You're running away from a big fuckoff laser-gun. A second before a bullet hits you, the companion cube jumps between you and the bullet, saving your life. Companion cube doesn't die because he is too cool.
*nod* thats much better! |
Sounds perfect.
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| [SSCA]Nevergreen wrote: | No. Companion cube must be savior.
Plot: You're running away from a big fuckoff laser-gun. A second before a bullet hits you, the companion cube jumps between you and the bullet, saving your life. Companion cube doesn't die because he is too cool.
*nod* thats much better! |
He should die simply because that's how it works.
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| Derp. wrote: | | Tom Hagen wrote: |
but D: !
It's the perfect plot twist! |
Yes, but how could the companion cube kill GlaDOS? |
It has a mind of it's own man....
It was acting as an innocent cube, acting as a stepping stone for you in laboratory level #17. It studied how you got past Glados's plot to kill you. It learned your every move as it helped you reach the end.
Glados knew what it was, and she had you murder it.
The companion cube felt betrayed when you dropped it into the hell hole that Glados constructed to destroy it's comrads.
Now that glados is dead, the Companion cube is free to roam the aparature laboratories. Rolling around, stalking your every move, ready to pounce on your back when you least expect it.
It'll use Glados voice to make you think she's "still alive" and then when you reach the end, it'll be there, with glados oxyized remains at its bottom side.
There will be a dramatic close up of it's heart with some big orchestra playing in the back ground. When the close up finally stops, the heart will split, and a decepticon will come out and says: "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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| Tom Hagen wrote: | | Derp. wrote: | | Tom Hagen wrote: |
but D: !
It's the perfect plot twist! |
Yes, but how could the companion cube kill GlaDOS? |
It has a mind of it's own man....
It was acting as an innocent cube, acting as a stepping stone for you in laboratory level #17. It studied how you got past Glados's plot to kill you. It learned your every move as it helped you reach the end.
Glados knew what it was, and she had you murder it.
The companion cube felt betrayed when you dropped it into the hell hole that Glados constructed to destroy it's comrads.
Now that glados is dead, the Companion cube is free to roam the aparature laboratories. Rolling around, stalking your every move, ready to pounce on your back when you least expect it.
It'll use Glados voice to make you think she's "still alive" and then when you reach the end, it'll be there, with glados oxyized remains at its bottom side.
There will be a dramatic close up of it's heart with some big orchestra playing in the back ground. When the close up finally stops, the heart will split, and a decepticon will come out and says: "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. |
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| Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| Award winning screen writer in the making.
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| Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 5:19 am Post subject: |
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| Yes, have the end plot twist in the title. You fucking moron.
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| Därk Byte wrote: | | Yes, have the end plot twist in the title. You fucking moron. |
Incredibly strong argument is incredibly strong.
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| Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:08 am Post subject: Re: just thought of the most epic Portal 2 plot. |
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| Tom Hagen wrote: | so there I was, playing portal again.
the game ends, and the cube is dead.
or so you thought....
Portal 2: Revenge of Companion Cube
Plot: In the midst of the destruction of the Aperture laboratory, one thing survived hidden in the ruins...
The companion cube.
Scarred from how you betrayed its trust, it's bent on destroying you.
But you don't find out till the end cuz the cube has Glados's voice. So when you walk into the end room, instead of seeing glados, you see the cube, waiting for you, sitting on top of a dead Glados. |
That is the worst plot ever. Besides, when it ends, the lab explodes and something is crawling. It doesn't say that it's you that' crawling, GlaDOS or anything else. Fuck knows what it is.
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