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Moments Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:23 am Post subject: Derp. |
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I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home.I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spend in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot.
Welcome to hell, population:
you.
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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:26 am Post subject: |
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| Mmmmmm copypasta
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shitposter Newbie cheater
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:32 am Post subject: |
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I read it like one would read a poem.
Didn't work though :<
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Lamer17 How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:19 am Post subject: |
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| if man has no home!! who is man!?
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shitposter Newbie cheater
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:31 am Post subject: |
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| FreakyFred wrote: | | if man has no home!! who is man!? |
THEN WHO WAS MAN
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Zetsubou How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:39 am Post subject: |
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Go to any mirror and put your hand against the glass. Don't worry, nothing will grab you. Wait. Sometimes it takes half a day, sometimes it takes a moment. But you'll yank your hand away when you feel it.
Worms or centipedes, who knows? All pressed in tight like there's no more room on that side, wriggling against your skin. When you pull back, the glass is the same and you'll be unharmed.
But now you know it's there.
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shitposter Newbie cheater
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:39 am Post subject: |
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| Zetsubou wrote: | Go to any mirror and put your hand against the glass. Don't worry, nothing will grab you. Wait. Sometimes it takes half a day, sometimes it takes a moment. But you'll yank your hand away when you feel it.
Worms or centipedes, who knows? All pressed in tight like there's no more room on that side, wriggling against your skin. When you pull back, the glass is the same and you'll be unharmed.
But now you know it's there. |
wat
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(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:40 am Post subject: |
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