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				|  Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:49 am    Post subject: Hey bug types |   |  
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				| Hey Bug types, 
 My name is Squirtle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, crappy, Bug-types who spend every second of their day looking for a Bug Trainer. You are everything bad in the Poke-dex. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a badge? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of water types because of your own weaknesses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than learning Splash attack.
 
 Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Squirtle Squad, and starter on Ash Ketchum's championship Pokemon League team. What trainers do you work for, other than "Crappy 10 year old Bug Catcher Steve"? I also get straight LV 50 moves, and I'm about to evolve (He just trained me; Shit was SO cash). You are all crappy Caterpie's and Weedles who should just faint. Thanks for listening.
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