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Michael
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 Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:03 pm Post subject: So a husband and a wife go into a store. |
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| The guy picks up a case of beer. The wife says "What are you doing?". He replies "Im getting some beer, its only 10 dollars. The wife says they cant afford it, so they continue on. The woman picks up some makeup and the guy says "Hey, what are you doing now? Thats 20 dollars!". She says "It makes me look beautiful". The man replies "Yeah, so does the beer, and its only half the price!"
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[/quote]Effect
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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| A guy walks into a bar. His friend ducks.
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Michael
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Effect wrote: | | A guy walks into a bar. His friend ducks. |
lol'd
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[/quote]Effect
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Michael wrote: | | Effect wrote: | | A guy walks into a bar. His friend ducks. |
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Anti-joke time.
A guy walks into a bar. His chronic alcoholism is destroying his family.
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Michael
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Effect wrote: | | Michael wrote: | | Effect wrote: | | A guy walks into a bar. His friend ducks. |
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Anti-joke time.
A guy walks into a bar. His chronic alcoholism is destroying his family. |
/sad
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't understand the road as a dangerous boundary and was simply wandering.
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[/quote]Effect
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't understand the road as a dangerous boundary and was simply wandering. |
I liked that one.
Depressing anti-joke:
A girl is raped, she crys for years.
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Lyfa
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Effect wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't understand the road as a dangerous boundary and was simply wandering. |
I liked that one.
Depressing anti-joke:
A girl is raped, she crys for years. |
Lucky man
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Michael
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't understand the road as a dangerous boundary and was simply wandering. |
Remind me to +rep you tomorrow. I laughed for like, a minute.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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A Priest, a Jew and an African-American are in a bar.
They're hard-working members of society and are entitled to enjoying a drink with friends every so often.
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Michael
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | A Priest, a Jew and an African-American are in a bar.
They're hard-working members of society and are entitled to enjoying a drink with friends every so often. |
They're all the same person
A black rabbi
or just an african-american rabbi
african-american=/=black
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Michael wrote: | What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull. |
Or an unlucky gardener.
What do you call an old woman's funeral?
An unfortunate event.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Genie grants a mexican, black person, and american each 1 wish.
Black person wishes all his people back to Africa with wealth.
Mexican wishes all his people back to Mexico with tequila
American wishes for a Coca Cola after hearing the past two wishes.
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Michael
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| Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | | Michael wrote: | What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull. |
Or an unlucky gardener.
What do you call an old woman's funeral?
An unfortunate event. |
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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