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Dataflashsabot
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Now that I have your attention:
I want a Something Awful Forums account.
I lack a credit card.
This puts me in something of a conundrum.
Fortunately, I have an idea! See, I'm also looking for something to code.
So! I will code any Windows program, up to a reasonable complexity[1], in exchange for an SA gift cert ($9.95).
A quick note: I will provide a limited demo of the software, then you'll send me the gift cert, then I'll send you the full version.
Another quick note, you would have full ownership of the software and could do whatever you wish with it, including selling it as yours.
There's pretty much no way for me to scam you here, as you only pay once I've made it.
Post here or PM me if you're interested.
[1] I will define this arbitrarily upon reading your proposal.
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Dataflashsabot
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE)
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
tl;dr
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C-Dizzle
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
Translation - 'Mesos pl0x'
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Dataflashsabot
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
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I do apologize, I'll simplify further:
WANT OWN EXE?
ME MAKE
FOR $10
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I am God.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Dataflashsabot wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify further:
WANT OWN EXE?
ME MAKE
FOR $10
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Bisa
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Dataflashsabot wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify further:
WANT OWN EXE?
ME MAKE
FOR $10
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tl;dr
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Dataflashsabot
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Bisa wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify further:
WANT OWN EXE?
ME MAKE
FOR $10
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tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify even further:
$10 PLEASE
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xXL3G10N~4~LYFEXx
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Dataflashsabot wrote: | | Bisa wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify further:
WANT OWN EXE?
ME MAKE
FOR $10
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tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify even further:
$10 PLEASE |
tl;dr
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Bisa
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Dataflashsabot wrote: | | Bisa wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Dataflashsabot wrote: |
I do apologize, I'll simplify:
ME MAKE YOU COMPUTER PROGRAM
YOU GIVE ME TEN BUCKS
(PAID BY GIFT CERT
TO SOME FORUM SOMEWHERE) |
tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify further:
WANT OWN EXE?
ME MAKE
FOR $10
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tl;dr |
I do apologize, I'll simplify even further:
$10 PLEASE |
ts;dr
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Moments
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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| ITT: shitty programmer begs for money
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Dataflashsabot
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Admittedly it wasn't a very good idea to post this here, but if anyone actually does want a custom program and has $10 to spare let me know.
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Bisa
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Make a 3D's max like program.
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Dataflashsabot
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| Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Bisa wrote: | | Make a 3D's max like program. |
Do I get to define 'like'?
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