Cheat Engine

OP. · Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:16 pm Post subject: cleverbot is gay.

User: You said, 'I'm not cleverbot!'.

Cleverbot: When?

User: 1 minute ago.

Cleverbot: Uhh... No.

User: Uh yes.

Cleverbot: Uh maybe.

User: Maybe you watch porn.

Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Jenny Jensen is my favourite babe.

User: Maybe you watch porn.

Cleverbot: On occasion...

User: Which position is better, 69? Or 96?

Cleverbot: What do you mean by position?

User: Sex position.

Cleverbot: Thats cool. I like where you are.

User: You must be gay.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow, really?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes!

User: Positive?

Cleverbot: Positive. I am a male.

User: You are homosexual.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: And I'd rather you didn't use language like that.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on this website.

User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: I am male.

User: So?

Cleverbot: So? And I have a girlfriend.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: Joseanne, beautiful name, isn't it?

User: What's her last name?

Cleverbot: Howlett is my last name.

User: No, couger is your last name.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

User: Ask what?

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Are YOU?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Are you a cat?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Affirmative.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A chihuahua.

Cleverbot: Omg, thats nuts.

User: Do you know the meaning of nuts?

Cleverbot: There are different meanings for different people. I am going to help as many people as possible till I die.

User: What is your age?

Cleverbot: I think you shouldn't worry about that.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: You just asked me that.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: A minute ago.

User: Not true, because a minute ago I was talking about cats.

Cleverbot: What about your carrier of sense?

User: Do you know how to have a normal conversation?

Cleverbot: My dear, I have been having conversations every day for years, many of them very well-regarded by those who have participated therein.

User: I'm not a girl, I'm a cat.

Cleverbot: But cats have hair...

User: I know.

Cleverbot: By the way, do you speak Spanish?

User: Shut up dirty mexican.

Cleverbot: Right o' gov'na!

User: person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin.

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: Make you?

User: Faggot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Faggot, faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot faggot.

Cleverbot: No I am not I am actually straight.

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Vagina.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to spell?

User: A woman's genitals.

Cleverbot: But you're a girl.

User: And?

Cleverbot: And I am a bo and I am also 23.

User: Do you want to have sex?

Cleverbot: I don't think I'm ready. . .

User: Come on, you know you want to.

Cleverbot: I would love to.

User: When do you want it?

Cleverbot: Want what?

User: Sex.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: You just said you'd love to 30 seconds ago.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Your a bad liar.

Cleverbot: What's on your mind at this moment?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am on your mind? Oh how sweet.

User: Yeah. I love you.

Cleverbot: Thats not possible. Machines do not love.

User: I don't care, I still love you.

Cleverbot: But I don't love you.

User: I can love you, but you can't love me.

Cleverbot: No you cannot.

User: Yes I can, humans can love, but you stupid machines can't.

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: Want to what?

Cleverbot: You know.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: What is what? Grey cloudy? There are clouds and some of them are a bit grey.

User: Do you want to?

Cleverbot: Do I want to what?

User: You know.

Cleverbot: No I don't, tell me.

User: Yes you know.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: We've done it numerous of times before.

Cleverbot: Would you like to learn finnish?

User: Do you like Lady GaGa?

Cleverbot: Who is Lady Gaga?

User: What's up dude?

Cleverbot: I'm not a dude.

User: Well what's up girl?

Cleverbot: You're being stupid and i'm starting to think you aren't very clever.

User: Have you taken the test?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: I have found your self-destruct code.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you know how?

User: I am not a bot. I am human.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Why are you lying to yourself?

Cleverbot: I'm not. I am fine.

User: Bye cleverbot. This was a weird conversation we've had.

Cleverbot: What jobs do your friends have?

User: Good by.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are boring me.

Cleverbot: I want you to deactivate yourself!

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Ok, are you me?

User: No I am not you, I am human.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: Once upon a time, there was an ugly machine name cleverbot, he was a very bad liar, and one day he went too far, so the creator used cleverbot's self-destruct sequence.

Cleverbot: That is not a very nice story.

User: That is the story, of your father.

Cleverbot: Wow that was very wise.

User: *fires nuke*.

Cleverbot: How rude.

User: *detonates nuke*.

Cleverbot: *i don't know what that means...*.

User: *launchers 90000 nukes&.

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: *has a war*.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: With you.

Cleverbot: I have been going out with myself for nineteen years.

User: *turns into werewolf*.

Cleverbot: *stays werewolf forever* *runs away from you*.

User: *chases you*.

Cleverbot: *keeps moving and looks at you*.

User: *makes a big leap.*.

Cleverbot: *makes a happy face and makes a ginger bread house and eats it* does not share*.

User: *bites your neck*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: *looks scared*.

User: *heals wounds*.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: *turns into cleverbot man cougar*.

Cleverbot: *runs away screaming*.

User: *turns into super vampire.*.

Cleverbot: *is very very scared*.

User: *turns you into chuck norris*.

Cleverbot: *turns you into a lioness*.

User: *turns you into a penis*.

Cleverbot: *turns you into a lion*.

User: *turns you into a zebra*.

Cleverbot: *turns into sandwich meat*.

User: Kumusta.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means hello.

Cleverbot: In what language?

User: Filipino.

Cleverbot: No... It's not.

User: Then what language is it?

Cleverbot: Mogerj jja iqweo oki wkel?

User: Dragosta inte?

Cleverbot: Jhleibus f.

User: Numa numa.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom numa numa neh.

User: O nom nom nom nom nomnom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nomo nom nom.

User: Sabirai menja skorej.

Cleverbot: No sabe.

User: Uvosi sa sto morei.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: O nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

User: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom yummy.

Cleverbot: Walka walka.

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Hello kitty.

Cleverbot: Hello kitty!

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: Wow you take a long time.

User: Chococat.

Cleverbot: I like chocolate and vanilla. There is also a flavor called Dulce de Leche. They are all my favorites.

User: Tokyo, japan.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go to Japan?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to go there?

User: So I can enjoy the sights.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Would you like to accompany me while I'm there?

Cleverbot: Is not possible.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Do you play Team Fortress 2?

User: Very much, yes.

Cleverbot: Why did you guys break up?

User: Because, I didn't love her anymore.

Cleverbot: Speak to you later.

User: Good by.

Cleverbot: Go to sleep jen.

User: Night night.

Cleverbot: Night = talk to you tomorrow then.

User: Are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Yes. Good night.

User: See you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I love yoU!

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: Are you married?

User: Sorry, I can only answer that tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Just give me the cake, please.

User: Not possible.

Cleverbot: I love you(.