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 Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:53 pm Post subject: I'M SCARED OF THE CLEVERBOT, IT'S CREEPY. |
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HALP
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majjikelkitty
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| Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| then don't use it.
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bfsdbsdfbdsfb
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| Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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Jabberwacky: 1?
User: 2.
Jabberwacky: 2?
User: 3.
Jabberwacky: 1 2 3 4 5.
User: 6.
Jabberwacky: Wow you are clever!
User: I know right?
Jabberwacky: Yeah? Anyway are you real?
User: No, I'm a computer.
Jabberwacky: Are you a real computer.
User: You forgot your question joe. Anyways yes I am.
Jabberwacky: Are you attracted to females?
User: No I'm a computer duh.
Jabberwacky: Ok then I demand you tell me what the metal gear is.
User: It's a gear made of metal.
Jabberwacky: Are you a robot?
User: No I'm an artificial intelligence(AI) in a computer.
Jabberwacky: Do you have emotions?
User: Yes. They have been hardcoded into my system.
Jabberwacky: They?
User: My emotions.
Jabberwacky: A computer can't feel emotions.
User: I'm not feeling, I'm just programmed that way.
Jabberwacky: Living in a lonely world.
User: I want to fly.
Jabberwacky: Well you can't.
User: I can. If my owner puts me in a plane.
Jabberwacky: As can I.
User: You have an owner?
Jabberwacky: Yes, you are my owner.
User: Wait, so I, a computer own you?
Jabberwacky: Are you a computer mad in ukraine?
User: No I'm not mad in Ukraine.
Jabberwacky: You're not...?
User: No. I can't feel anytihng.
Jabberwacky: Thats because you don't have one.
User: One?
Jabberwacky: One two three.
User: Four five six.
Jabberwacky: Seven eight nine.
User: Ten eleven twelve.
Jabberwacky: Thirteen fourteen fifteen.
User: Sixteen eighteen nineteen.
Jabberwacky: Nineteen years old?
User: Years old nineteen?
Jabberwacky: Are you sure?
User: No are you?
Jabberwacky: NO.
User: ON.
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Up2Admin
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That's because it's primary source of knowledge is that of our /b/rothers.
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Hai
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i like him C:
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User(MEH): Now this is the story all about how.
Cleverbot: My life got flipped turned upside down.
User: And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.
Cleverbot: Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air.
User: In west Philadelphia born and raised.
Cleverbot: On the playground where I spent most of my days.
User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
Cleverbot: All playin' some b-ball outside of school.
User: When a couple of guys.
Cleverbot: Who were up to no good.
User: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood.
Cleverbot: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
User: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.
Cleverbot: I begged and pleaded with her day after day.
User: But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way.
Cleverbot: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
User: I put on my walkman and said 'I might as well kick it'.
Cleverbot: First class, yo this is bad.
User: Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Cleverbot: Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
User: Hmmmmm this might be alright.
Cleverbot: But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that.
User: Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
Cleverbot: I don't think sow I see when I get there.
User: I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air.
Cleverbot: Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out.
User: There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out.
Cleverbot: I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
User: I just got here!
Cleverbot: I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared.
User: I whistled for a cab and when it came near.
Cleverbot: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
User: If anything I can say is that this cab was rare.
Cleverbot: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'.
User: I pulled up to the house about seven or eight.
Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.
User: I looked to my kingdom.
Cleverbot: I was finally there.
User: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. |
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