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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:45 pm    Post subject: o shi- Reply with quote

"What you see is an entry level test leaked from the Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like how there isn't a number in the fifth one.

EDIT: Either that or it's 145.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dalton. wrote:
I like how there isn't a number in the fifth one.

EDIT: Either that or it's 145.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Protip: It's a troll.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay I'm homo! I can fit in with the cool kids.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Number 5 does not contain any number whatsoever, nor does the orange form anything close to one. That means I am a steaming homosexual or this is bullshit.

Guess which.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holland wrote:
Number 5 does not contain any number whatsoever, nor does the orange form anything close to one. That means I am a steaming homosexual or this is bullshit.

Guess which.


The orange one has the number 8.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holland wrote:
Number 5 does not contain any number whatsoever, nor does the orange form anything close to one. That means I am a steaming homosexual or this is bullshit.

Guess which.

Steaming homosexual definitely.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dont see the first one so im pro
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't see any numbers. I only see circles forming a bigger circle
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

25, 29, 45, 56, (?), 8
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:20 pm    Post subject: Re: o shi- Reply with quote

Hitman wrote:
"What you see is an entry level test leaked from the Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”
According to this, I'm gay.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might actually be funny if this "test" weren't so old...

It's actually a really old colorblind test that has been criticized for being highly inaccurate. I first saw this picture maybe 8 years ago.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Codeslinger wrote:
Might actually be funny if this "test" weren't so old...

It's actually a really old colorblind test that has been criticized for being highly inaccurate. I first saw this picture maybe 8 years ago.
When you were 4?
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