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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:45 pm Post subject: o shi- |
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"What you see is an entry level test leaked from the Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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I like how there isn't a number in the fifth one.
EDIT: Either that or it's 145.
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Hitman Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | I like how there isn't a number in the fifth one.
EDIT: Either that or it's 145. | homo
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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lol
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Jake! Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Protip: It's a troll.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Yay I'm homo! I can fit in with the cool kids.
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Cheat Engine User Something epic
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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Number 5 does not contain any number whatsoever, nor does the orange form anything close to one. That means I am a steaming homosexual or this is bullshit.
Guess which.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Holland wrote: | Number 5 does not contain any number whatsoever, nor does the orange form anything close to one. That means I am a steaming homosexual or this is bullshit.
Guess which. |
The orange one has the number 8.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Holland wrote: | Number 5 does not contain any number whatsoever, nor does the orange form anything close to one. That means I am a steaming homosexual or this is bullshit.
Guess which. |
Steaming homosexual definitely.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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i dont see the first one so im pro
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Cheat Engine User Something epic
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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| I can't see any numbers. I only see circles forming a bigger circle
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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25, 29, 45, 56, (?), 8
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trebor Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:20 pm Post subject: Re: o shi- |
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| Hitman wrote: | "What you see is an entry level test leaked from the Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:
Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.” | According to this, I'm gay.
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Codeslinger I post too much
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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Might actually be funny if this "test" weren't so old...
It's actually a really old colorblind test that has been criticized for being highly inaccurate. I first saw this picture maybe 8 years ago.
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trebor Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Codeslinger wrote: | Might actually be funny if this "test" weren't so old...
It's actually a really old colorblind test that has been criticized for being highly inaccurate. I first saw this picture maybe 8 years ago. | When you were 4?
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