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Tridious How do I cheat?
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:33 pm Post subject: I poem I wrote for my girlfriend. |
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You frisk me up and get me hard,
only to show me your vagina smells like lard.
Your farts smell awful and your vagina is hairy,
when you spread your legs it gets really scary.
Your ass is wide and very round,
but I'd rather take that shit to the lost and found.
Nothing gets worse than the buttsex,
except when you give me head because you've got teeth like a T-REX.
Now I'm glad you've broken up with me,
but it sucks that you left me a present in the form of hepatitis B.
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The Fish Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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fag
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majjikelkitty Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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| brool story co.
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Nick :3 I posted too much crap
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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So you were dating this really ugly, nasty chick, right?
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Bisa How do I cheat?
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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Your hand farts?
WHAT?
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Mc Nuggets Master Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| I actually lold
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hkkx Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| coohl storay bor
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majjikelkitty Expert Cheater
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-J- Master Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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lol'd
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Nick :3 I posted too much crap
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Nick :3 wrote: | | So you were dating this really ugly, nasty chick, right? |
ANSWER ME
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Tridious How do I cheat?
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| yes absolutely
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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OP doesn't have a girlfriend.
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ArcaneKnite Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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