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I poem I wrote for my girlfriend.

 
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Tridious
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:33 pm    Post subject: I poem I wrote for my girlfriend. Reply with quote

You frisk me up and get me hard,
only to show me your vagina smells like lard.

Your farts smell awful and your vagina is hairy,
when you spread your legs it gets really scary.

Your ass is wide and very round,
but I'd rather take that shit to the lost and found.

Nothing gets worse than the buttsex,
except when you give me head because you've got teeth like a T-REX.

Now I'm glad you've broken up with me,
but it sucks that you left me a present in the form of hepatitis B.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fag
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

brool story co.
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Nick :3
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you were dating this really ugly, nasty chick, right?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your hand farts?
WHAT?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually lold
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

coohl storay bor
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol'd
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick :3 wrote:
So you were dating this really ugly, nasty chick, right?

ANSWER ME

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Tridious
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yes absolutely
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OP doesn't have a girlfriend.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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