Cheat Engine

[Leader of the Revolution]

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You: HOLY HELL
You: SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Stranger: go on
You: OK
You: SO LYKE
You: THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
You: WE NEED TO ACT NOW
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: wait let me pack some food
You: ok
You: *puts my coolface on*
You: *pulls down your pants*
You: sorry mandatory vaginal inspection
Stranger: i have no vagina, thats my butthole
You: ah i see
You: *punches you in the butthole*
You: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: ---FINISH HIM---
You: THE FUCK?
You: *stranger has fainted*
Stranger: tatatatatatata "star wars anthem"
Stranger: Puuuuuuuiiiiiitttt "R2 D2"
Stranger: piiiiiiiuuut pip pip
You: ok so which one of us has the hairy penis?
Stranger: me so hairy
You: good hears a clever
You: we need your penis for future renovations
You: *cuts it off*
You: thank you
You: your cooperation is much obliged
Stranger: *splrt*
Stranger: *alien head comes out*
You have disconnected.