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[Leader of the Revolution]

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You: hello
Stranger: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
You: HOLY FUCK
You: LETS GO NOW
You: BRING ALL YOUR POKEMON!
You: shits about to GO DOWN!
Stranger: SHIT JUST GOT REAL
You: DUDE
You: WHAT YOU PACKIN?
You: I GOT A SNORLAX
You: A CHARIZARD
Stranger: WTF
You: AND A FUCKING MUDKIPS!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: ALL I HAVE IS A DANGED BOW
You: where THE FUCK IS YOUR POKEMON?
You: DID YOU EVEN PICK A STARTER POKEMON BEFORE STARTING YOUR JOURNEY?
Stranger: NEGATIVE
You: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: I PICKED A RING OF POWER THOUGH
Stranger: I HOPE THAT COUNTS
You: THE FUCK IS PROFESSOR OAK DOING THESE DAYS!

You: fucking masturbating i bet
You: did you know he FUCKS pokemon?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: do they even have vaginas?
Stranger: that's freaking incredible
You: i hear there SO TIGHT
You: i mean like pikachu=5 year old
Stranger: omg rolf lmao
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