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Kisuke Urahara Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject: Whats the Best Line you use on a girl? |
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| This could be the funniest, corniest, or one of the best lines you use. Whats your best line?
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TeKnO HorrorX Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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The classic lol, I went up to a girl at a concert and said "Hey your kinda cute" next thing I know, we were talking and shit.
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:^) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| "Would you like to bear my children?"
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Trucido Moderator
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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I usually get them to laugh first by talking about something random and humorous, usually something like; "Have you ever noticed _____" or whatever is currently going through my head.
Then you just go with the flow and keep chatting if they dont brutally shut you down etc.
It's really not that hard to do...
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NooksCranny Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| My favorite line to use: Your cute, I'm cute, lets fight evil together. I only say it when i actually know the girl and she knows my personality.
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elpacco Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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I usually say "Shut up, you're so stupid," and throw something at her head.
So far this has worked.
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TeKnO HorrorX Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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You could also recite a poem..
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And gimme an hour
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AverageAzn247 Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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i wish i could be your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.
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Leader of the Revolution Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Yaoi wrote: | | "Would you like to bear my children?" |
My GOD I fucking actually laughed hard in real life, I almost choked!
anyways~
I usually just talk about current stuff at school, how she looks, and what she's into.
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zyndr0m I post too much
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:19 am Post subject: |
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-"Hey, you got something in your hair, let me fix it for you"
Then slowly comb ur hand through her hair. And reply then with a
-"That will be 10bucks"
She will obviously say what? What do you mean.
Just reply with "I don't clean pretty girls hair for free"
BAAAM... you got her attention.
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To0k How do I cheat?
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:20 am Post subject: |
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| zyndr0m wrote: | -"Hey, you got something in your hair, let me fix it for you"
Then slowly comb ur hand through her hair. And reply then with a
-"That will be 10bucks"
She will obviously say what? What do you mean.
Just reply with "I don't clean pretty girls hair for free"
BAAAM... you got her attention. | The first line is actually a good one.
I usually just start with hi though.
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SuperMassiveBlackHole Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:56 am Post subject: |
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"Hey there, I'm a moderator on CEF, will you marry me?"
Kidding, I normally just go upto them and say "Hi, how are you doing?" then carry it on with compliments about how they look and etc.
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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HOW WOULD YOU LADIES LIKE TO HAVE A RIDE ON MY YACHT?
60% of the time it works every time.
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Loganator Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:23 am Post subject: |
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| I don't hit on girls.
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Benji. Cheater
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:23 am Post subject: |
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| Loganator wrote: | | I don't hit on girls. |
Then don't fucking post?
I just keep it very neutral. Just start of with hi how are you doing?
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