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I am God.
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1 assemble pieces on board to correct location
2 move pieces around in a sad attempt to act like you have a "plan"
3 end up losing your queen in 3 moves begin raging
4 ????
5 PROFIT
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Chess makes you smarter. ;-;
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Loganator
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| K-On wrote: | | Chess makes you smarter. ;-; |
That explains why I'm an idiot. ;_;
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Mc Nuggets
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| White goes first because it's superior.
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[SPW]Killamoocow
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I'm decent at chess, last time I've played, I beat everyone at my school.
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| PepsiFag wrote: | | White goes first because it's superior. |
Your kidding. -_-
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Mc Nuggets
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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| K-On wrote: | | PepsiFag wrote: | | White goes first because it's superior. |
Your kidding. -_- |
No, i'm pepsifag.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| PepsiFag wrote: | | White goes first because it's superior. |
LOL'D, ok well ill try to help, you can go here for flash movies on what pieces do, how they move and there importance to the game
http://www.chessdryad.com/education/magictheater/
now remember chess may seem a bit overwhelming at the start as pieces on the board move different ways and there is rules on how they can take a opponent but just keep practicing and you will be a chess wiz
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Loganator
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| HeliosDragon wrote: | | PepsiFag wrote: | | White goes first because it's superior. |
LOL'D, ok well ill try to help, you can go here for flash movies on what pieces do, how they move and there importance to the game
http://www.chessdryad.com/education/magictheater/
now remember chess may seem a bit overwhelming at the start as pieces on the board move different ways and there is rules on how they can take a opponent but just keep practicing and you will be a chess wiz |
Why do they move in different ways? I don't get it.
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i dont really know why either O_O but i just know how to play
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| The easiest way to win chess is to jump up screaming check mate mother fucker whilst weilding an ak-47.
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Loganator
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| HeliosDragon wrote: | | i dont really know why either O_O but i just know how to play |
Can you teach me? I don't trust tutorials.
What is the objective of the game even? To destroy all the pieces on the board? What is the strongest piece on the board? I was guessing the guys on horses.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Loganator wrote: | | HeliosDragon wrote: | | i dont really know why either O_O but i just know how to play |
Can you teach me? I don't trust tutorials.
What is the objective of the game even? To destroy all the pieces on the board? What is the strongest piece on the board? I was guessing the guys on horses. |
You best be trolling?
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Loganator
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| I still need help.
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