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sponge cake recipe · Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject: Epic Goat Story

Ok RS, this happened about 2 years ago, and is NOT copypasta.
First, lets get some backstory.

My mums a teacher, and that's how we knew her.
I'll not divulge names, but lets say she knew a rather (incredibly weird) teacher called Sue.
She was an animal lover, she had pet mice, goats out the back, a rabbit, a cat, and 3 dogs. Naturally her house smelt like shit, literally. I gagged when I first stepped in the old door. It was a small house so it was no better That's when I went over to pick up the goat, because she was going to have a holiday and getting people to look after it. Now, as I look back on it, that's probably illegal having goats in some way, but there ya go.

So, we took it home.

We had it out in our backyard, which is pretty damn big, because this was before I was living in the city. A small country town, where everyone has massive backyards and boats for water skiing, wakeboarding, etc.

ANYWAY.

As the goat was eating all our plants and shit, it managed to get out the side gate. Fuck knows how. So, before it got out the front, I had to run out and stop it. I got it, and walked it back around, made sure the gate was locked, and left it.

Anyway, when 'Sue' was back from holiday, we had to pick it up and bring it back. So, naturally I had to corner it. After 10 mins of chasing the fucker around, I got him backed up on the gate, next to the watertank.
Which is irrelevant really. What is relevant, it was a very old house, and the bricks it was made out of were very jagged, but not sharp. So they extrude up to 5cm out. You could almost climb up it. Back to the story, as I was about to grab it's collar, the fucker jumped up, and I shit you not, was running fucking horizontally across the wall. If you've ever seen the matrix, picture that. I was atleast a meter up, and running along, somehow. Admittedly, it only managed about 3 seconds doing that, but it'd run right OVER me, then jumped back down and fucking around in the yard again.

And that RS, is why you don't fuck with goats.