Cheat Engine

[gogodr]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can we fuck?
You: Ohhh baby I was waiting for someone like you!
Stranger: yes/no?
You: yes
You: !
You: asl?
Stranger: f/16/us
You: dam
You: I'm not lez
Stranger: ur a girl too
You: yeah
You: ........
Stranger: yea
Stranger: too bad im a guy
Stranger: but oh well i wouldnt fuck an easy girl anyways
Stranger: where do u live tho
You: cali
You: ;3
Stranger: oh only 3000 miles away
Stranger: or something
You: lol
Stranger: BosToNiOn
Stranger: here
Stranger: ill admit something else
Stranger: im a virgin
Stranger: there u got me
You: I will unvirginize you if you come here
You: want my address ?
Stranger: hmm very tempting but
Stranger: like i said
You: I'm 20 btw
Stranger: i dont fuck easy chicks
You: ohh comon!
Stranger: and i lost my license
You: just for fun?
Stranger: how do i know your not an ugly cunt
Stranger: hmm?
You: I'm not
You: I'm a stripper
Stranger: and how do u know im not a guy
Stranger: lol ur such a liar
Stranger: u ruined it
You: I'm tellin gyou the truth
Stranger: do i know ur not a guy*****
Stranger: ok i know your not a stripper
You: but I am
Stranger: im like 85% sure
Stranger: so u have a pic
Stranger: online
You: do you want a picture of me?
Stranger: yep
You: k wait
Stranger: *googles stripper*
Stranger: u have 1 min
You: wait
You: I'm taking the pic
Stranger: lol
You: here
You: just for you ;3
You: http://i17.phoobuckets.com/album/b87/cindilicious1/lo35b/09_D5A73F.jp (( not posting the actual pic because its CP ))
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: convincing
You: oh fuck you... still you dont believe me!?
You: well there are plenty more guys willing to fuck with me
You: forget it
Stranger: well if i had a license
Stranger: babe
You: well..
Stranger: i lost mine
You: we can cyber...
You: since you got me naked already
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: thats boring tho when im not 1000% sure
Stranger: but i think i am
Stranger: now
Stranger: but im not much fun
Stranger: ive never even kissed a girl
Stranger: and im 18
Stranger: would u ever date a guy like that
You: yeah
You: as long as you let me fuck you all day long...
You: and you satisfy me
Stranger: hmm sounds fair
Stranger: but u'd never have a serious relationship w/ me
You: uhm.. I'm serious when its about sex
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i guess i wouldnt even know what thats like
Stranger: so i dont have an opinion on it
Stranger: how sad
You: yeah...
You: YOU TOTALLY FELL IN THE TRAP, but you got some free porn so be glad ;3
You: I'm not a grl
Stranger: yea i acutally
Stranger: was
Stranger: SEEING THAT
Stranger: like
You: xD
Stranger: stranger is typing
Stranger: i saw it coming
Stranger: fuck
You: xD
You: THE GAME
Stranger: had me for a little
Stranger: yeayea
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: but
You: xD
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: where'd u pull that pic
You: soo fun
You: ohh
Stranger: dude
Stranger: ur initial
Stranger: thing
You: I have some nice pics of that girl
Stranger: was fucking obvious
You: but you continued it
You: ;3
Stranger: ik
Stranger: i had a little false hope
You: lol
Stranger: i guess
You: too bad
Stranger: yep
Stranger: wait moar pics
You: want them all>
You: ?
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: lol
You: are you sure?
You: you know...
Stranger: i think?
Stranger: is it a girl?
You: its CP >.>...
Stranger: looks like one
You: she was 17
Stranger: no not that girl
Stranger: dude then fuck yes..
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: FBI!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: xD
Stranger: too bad u cant do shit
Stranger: dumb fbi agent
Stranger: but yes im suer
You: LOLED SO HARD
You: wait
You: xD
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: xD
You: omegle updated the system
You: xD
Stranger: lool
Stranger: wtf
You: loled so hard
Stranger: wait how did u
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: i dont get it
You: its because the 4chan and CEF raids t get child molestors in omegle
You: posting some crap about this converstaion being stored for the FBI
You: xD
You: omegle updated the system because ppl started worrying ?
You: xD
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: fbi
Stranger: how do i get
Stranger: that msg to come up
Stranger: only u get it
You: just when stranger says FBI
Stranger: only after u type
Stranger: ohohohoho
You: yeah
You: xD
Stranger: lololol
Stranger: oh i get it now
You: yeah
Stranger: that scared me a bit
Stranger: thought u were using some
Stranger: fbi hacks
Stranger: to v& me
You: xD
You: after you disconnect you will be IP banned anyways
You: because you saw actual CP
Stranger: ...
You: too bad to be you
Stranger: that doesnt even make sense
Stranger: no
You: I'm under proxy
Stranger: ur trolling again
You: oh fuck
Stranger: lol..
You: xD
You: yeah but the truth is that..
You: I'm a virgin too men
You: you are not alone!
Stranger:
You: TT x TT!!!
Stranger: well thats good then
Stranger: sad that
Stranger: we both pretend to be girls
You: Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: and we're both
You: trolled again
Stranger: virgin guys
Stranger: aww
Stranger: thx
You: lol
Stranger: i feel even better
You: not really I'm a virgin
You: really
You: xP
Stranger: what..
Stranger: are u or not
Stranger: just be serious
Stranger: idc
You: but not because I dont get the chance
You: I'm serious now
Stranger: then why
You: I refuse to have sex with some girls
Stranger: gay?
You: its not that
You: xP
You: girls here are kinda whores
Stranger: ..bi?
You: xP
Stranger: lol
Stranger: in cali?
You: I want a cute and calm girl
You: I'm not form cali
Stranger: where
You: I'm from peru
Stranger: oh
You: (( south america))
Stranger: yea ik
Stranger: so do i
Stranger: dude
Stranger: actually im virgin cuz of religion...but i want a girl that i can seriously confide in
Stranger: and like....love
Stranger: and not worry about sex
You: yeah
Stranger: like jack off and thats done w/
You: btw
Stranger: but be serious
You: I'm atheist
Stranger: ye thats cool idc
You: n.n;;
You: just to make it clear
Stranger: o k
Stranger: yea u should find a girl then
You: yeah
Stranger: same w/ me
Stranger: im chasing one now but
Stranger: how old u
You: I actualy dont chace girls
You: I'm 18
You: girls chase after me because I got a nice car and a long hair and pretty well built body xP and I'm away of it
Stranger: oh..lol
Stranger: find that shy cute girl
Stranger: that prob wont chase u
You: yeah I know
You: xP
You: *sighs *
You: you know.. actually this all was a troll to
You: the truth is that I'm really a girl
You: but I'm not that girl from the pic
You: ;3
You: i;m ugly TT x TT
Stranger: i imagine finding a shy cute virgin who seriously loves me for who i am, doesnt want sex (now) and
Stranger: well
Stranger: i really dont know
Stranger: what to believe now
Stranger: dont really care at this point
Stranger: but either way
You: aws
Stranger: ill just talk to u as a person
You: ITS TIME TO KNOW THE TRUTH
You: you are now prepared
Stranger: ur a furry
Stranger: u go on /b/ ur a guy
You: I'M YOUR FATHER
Stranger: no girls on the internets
You: I dont go to /b/
You: I'm a CEF fag
You: and in CEF we got some girls ;3
Stranger: im not even sure what that is
Stranger: anime shit?
Stranger: from 4chan
You: Cheat Engine forums
Stranger: oh
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so now ur a girl
You: 4 chan are like the CEF pussys
You: newfags from CEF run to 4chan
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i see
Stranger: so cheat engine
Stranger: like
Stranger: video game cheats
Stranger: or cheating the engine of ur car
You: and 4chan crap goes to CEF just to get molested by CEF oldfags so they return to 4Chan but they never get acepted and just get forced to leave the internetz
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good info
You: CEF Random Spam subforum is like the Hardcore Underground Faggotry 4Chan like forum
Stranger: ahh
You: ;3
Stranger: so id fit in with the newfag group
Stranger: since
Stranger: i didnt even know that
You: exactly
You: I'm an oldfag
You: but
You: its not about the time
You: but the respect
You: like a mafia .. maybe
Stranger: but
Stranger: is it anon
Stranger: there
You: anonnimus is a fag thing we invented and 4Chan copied years ago
You: when it got popular in 4chan we let it die in CEF
Stranger: u say 'we' as if
Stranger: u were on cef before 4chan came about
Stranger: as in
Stranger: probably the creator
Stranger: of cef
Stranger: but i wont believe that
You: CEF is 2003
You: well actually older
You: but the actual board is from 2003
You: CEF was before 4Chan
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well im there now
Stranger: random spam
Stranger: i see a board
Stranger: Omegle
You: I'm gogodr ;3
Stranger: will u be pasting some of this deliciousness
You: nah
You: too long to be pasted and I dont want to scroll up
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and i didnt even
You: if you want to post it to spam
Stranger: care
You: do it xP
Stranger: im trying to find u
You: gogodr I just posted
Stranger: http://forum.cheatengine.org/viewforum.php?f=16
Stranger: here right??
You: yeah
Stranger: i..dont see u
Stranger: did u make a new thread
You: http://forum.cheatengine.org/viewtopic.php?p=4265067#4265067
Stranger: site isnt even loading now
You: posted
You: lol
Stranger: k i se u
Stranger: 13 rep
Stranger: OMFG UR SO ELITE
You: btw oviously not my first account
You: and Rep is for pussys
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok so now the truth comes
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: ur pics suggest
Stranger: male
You: shemale''
Stranger: oh gawd
You: xD
You: lol
You: I told you I'm a girl
Stranger: lol u also told me
Stranger: your a stripper
Stranger: and then a guy
Stranger: and then a shemale
You: and then a girl
You: before I said shemale
Stranger: yea ik
You: remember ;3 ?
Stranger: i do
You: wen we got srsz
You: but you know
You: ...
Stranger: so ur 100% supa cereal
You: I lied
You: I'm a guy
Stranger: great. job.
You: tyvm
Stranger: no shit look at ur pics
You: what pics?
Stranger: sig
You: lol
You: thats kanokon
You: my friend ( girl ) suggested me to see that anime
You: and ended up being the most perverted anime I have ever seen without falling into hentai
Stranger: lol
You: actually just because the extreme tease I find it much more erotic than actual hentai
Stranger: ok so
Stranger: ur a guy
Stranger: for sure now
You: ;3
Stranger: a gay one at that
Stranger: loves to pretend hes a girl to make other guys horny
You: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: yep caught u this tim
You: I got busted
You: yeah
Stranger: GG!
You: G G ?
Stranger: good game
Stranger: uve never played games?
You: what kind of freak looser are you?
Stranger: like rts
Stranger: omg
You: Never repeat that
Stranger: everyone knows 'gg'
You: forget it
Stranger: say it irl
Stranger: to all my friends
You: now its not in your vocabulary
Stranger: thats how cool i am
Stranger: ur right
You: you are soo uncoolio
Stranger: its gone!
Stranger: !
You: yeah
Stranger: thx
You: good
Stranger: gfg
You: 1+up
Stranger: how about that
You: gfg?
Stranger: guess
You: o.o?
Stranger: guess
Stranger: ..
You: Fuck
You: stop it men
Stranger: good FUCKING game
You: omg
Stranger: another normal one
You: you are just a weeiner
Stranger: u just called
Stranger: someon
Stranger: a weeiner
Stranger: means im 95% sure ur a guy
Stranger: gay****
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i know ru a guy
You: I told you already
Stranger: 'im actually a girl this whole time'
You: I'm a girl, but a guy
You: and also I'm you o_o
Stranger: and what if I said
Stranger: IM a girl
Stranger: this whole time??
You: I do it all the time
You: send lots of IMs to girls
You: with AIM
You: Instant Message
You: ;3
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: and?
You: you dont
You: that
You: Bawwwwwwww
Stranger: not quite sure
Stranger: wehat u mean
Stranger: how do u nkow that
You: brb
Stranger: ...
You: back
Stranger: just about
Stranger: to close it
You: lol
You: sooo
You: where were we
You: oh yes
Stranger: oh yes..ur a shemale
You: yeah
You: how did you know
You: >.>
You: ?
Stranger: i prefer heshe's personally
Stranger: too bad
You: shklee?
You: soo
You: yeah...
You: 3360 users online
You: and I got to talk with the looser one
Stranger: thats quite a bit
You: *sighs*
Stranger: owell
Stranger: luckily u can always his disconnect
Stranger: like so
You: yeah right
Stranger: *clicks*
You: *taps*
Stranger: do it
Stranger: no balls
You: D=<
You: you are kiciking me?
You: oh so you are leaving me
Stranger: no
You: .........
Stranger: no not quite
You: yeah I know whats your game
You: you were just toying with me
You: you jackass
You: TT x TT
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i know ur accnt
You: I though we had something special
Stranger: i can stalk u forever now
You: lies
Stranger: thats true
You: you will just leave me like you did with that whore
Stranger: i would if i seriously knew u were a girl, with serious proof
Stranger: like get on vent right now
You: you just left her after raping her so hard that you dick fell off
You: and you are going to do that with me too
You: TT x TT ! you are the worst
Stranger: my dick always falls off
You: O K.. thats it
Stranger: i want to hear ur voice
You: you fille dmy quota of looserness
Stranger: (
You: omg
You: double (
You: ..........
You: x_
Stranger: prowness
You: x_x
You: I cant resist this uber levels of fail
You: I'm about to rage
You: its comming
Stranger: =((
You: I feel it
You: OMg..
Stranger: i just did it
You: Omg..
You: I'm goin to...
Stranger: OMeGle!
You: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ............
You: Ahhhh.... I came
Stranger: Great Job!
You: ..........
You: you know what?
Stranger: tim and eric
You: I feel like playing pokemon now
Stranger: Great Job!
You: FBI
You: yeah so
Stranger: This is actually an FBI agent. You have been reported to the authorities, and your IP address has been logged.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: I'm leaving you BB
Stranger: wait
You: ;3
You: see ya like in...
You: never again
You: btw
Stranger: nooooooo
You: I'm not gogodr
You: ;3
Stranger: do u use that site
You: he is way to coolio to be me
You: the truth is that I'm just gogodr
You: ;3
You: yeah
Stranger: Great Job!
You: exactly
You: bye bye ;3
Stranger: k ill wait for u to his disconnect
Stranger: bye!
You: I'll save this first
Stranger: okay! maybe ill hit u up someday
Stranger: but i wont since
Stranger: u didnt tell me ur real gender
You: I'm a guy
You: >.>
Stranger: k
Stranger: believable
You: omg slowwwpoke
Stranger: just
Stranger: false hope
Stranger: again
You: how long do you get to understand
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: .........
Stranger: stawp
You: stawp?
Stranger: stop!
You: wat!?
Stranger: sotp going back and forth with ur gender like that
You: its because I'm unsecure TT x TT
Stranger: Great Job!
You: lol
You: yeah
You: I'm a guy
You: this timr fur realz
You: ;3
Stranger: i can kinda tell anyways
Stranger: but then ull say it
Stranger: 'but im actually a girl'
You: not this time
You: I'm a guy
Stranger: maybe u dont even know urself
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: ur a guy two times in a row
Stranger: =
Stranger: u like guys
Stranger: gotcha again!
You: I got busted
You: ;3
Stranger: gfg!
You: stop that
You: -_-
Stranger: .___________.
You: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: k
You: I'm better now
You: ttyna
You: for noobs
You: talk to you never again
You: bye bye
Stranger: ((((
Stranger: byeee

[Cryoma]

WTF is this shit?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wat
You: Haloes?
Stranger: Get your fuckin' gay ass outa here. Go back to your fat-assed moderfacker's butt-hole go back to your bloody hell
You: Nty.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[Oblivious]

TL;DR

[xXL3G10N~4~LYFEXx]

I read like 3\4 of it.

[Borq]

tl;dr.

But no, I read the whole thing.

[Derrden.]

[Waly]

I got the link before edit and bookmarked it.
Wewt?

[gogodr]

lol xP
I got like 10 pics of that girl

[Waly]

[Aids]

[Borq]

[Kurifodo]

Tl;dr about half most of the first half was pretty good tho

[redslothx]

[Hero]

gogo im me pic GO GO GO