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slasha888
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Some Bitch is starting beef,
March break we gon' blitz,
Any help?
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kirbyhood
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Use your fists to cover your face AT ALL TIMES
One fist punching, one fist blocking.
Act fast, don't think to hard
Aim for the head/stomach (vital parts)
Don't hit him in the balls unless he plays dirty
If he pulls a weapon run, its ok
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1.Don't be fat/a pussy.
2. Never go in first. Let him punch counter and make him look like an
idiot.
3.Try to go for mid-chest and between eye/ face punches.
4.If he/she ever leans forward. Go for a stomach shot/with knee combo.
5.Depending on size and wieght, and power. Deliever slam down punches/
hand crane head drops(my fav move does alot of damage trust me.)
6.If fight gets dirty start kicking(only when nessary don't abuse them)
7.When fight gets really dirty, start grabbing and ramming him/her
into Sh.t!!!
8.FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER do the hold on to him/her= hug punching= gay
and makes you look gay aswell.
These are some of my tips. Now go kick some ass!!!
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kirbyhood
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| Myth Drannor wrote: | 1.Don't be fat/a pussy.
2. Never go in first. Let him punch counter and make him look like an
idiot.
3.Try to go for mid-chest and between eye/ face punches.
4.If he/she ever leans forward. Go for a stomach shot/with knee combo.
5.Depending on size and wieght, and power. Deliever slam down punches/
hand crane head drops(my fav move does alot of damage trust me.)
6.If fight gets dirty start kicking(only when nessary don't abuse them)
7.When fight gets really dirty, start grabbing and ramming him/her
into Sh.t!!!
8.FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER do the hold on to him/her= hug punching= gay
and makes you look gay aswell.
These are some of my tips. Now go kick some ass!!! |
All true plus use your elbow =]
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Duke of Lazarus
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| kirbyhood wrote: | | Myth Drannor wrote: | 1.Don't be fat/a pussy.
2. Never go in first. Let him punch counter and make him look like an
idiot.
3.Try to go for mid-chest and between eye/ face punches.
4.If he/she ever leans forward. Go for a stomach shot/with knee combo.
5.Depending on size and wieght, and power. Deliever slam down punches/
hand crane head drops(my fav move does alot of damage trust me.)
6.If fight gets dirty start kicking(only when nessary don't abuse them)
7.When fight gets really dirty, start grabbing and ramming him/her
into Sh.t!!!
8.FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER do the hold on to him/her= hug punching= gay
and makes you look gay aswell.
These are some of my tips. Now go kick some ass!!! |
All true plus use your elbow =] |
O damn I forgot bout elbows when he/she gets you from behind. >=D
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| 90% of the time fights just turn into both people just rolling around on the ground punching.
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| Talix wrote: | Legs are what hold you up. They are your strongest limbs, and are under appreciated, especially in fights.
Using them nicely is a definite win.
Solar Plexus. One hit there, and it's usually game over.
Throat. Hit them there after they are down from the solar plexus hit.
To find your solar plexus, ( it's on the same place on every body. The place you can hit is usually very large, and it doesn't take that hard of a hit at all. ) simply put your index finger in the middle of your collar bone, below your throat. Go down the chest, until you feel no more bone. Poke that fairly hard, it should feel odd and probably leave you breathless and hurt you fairly much. There's a reason it's the most forbidden point in acupuncture, so go for that part. |
... :3 (you should probably do this only if you really hate the person
or have too) I wouldn't really ever do this, but it's up to you >=/
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| Talix wrote: | | Myth Drannor wrote: | | Talix wrote: | Legs are what hold you up. They are your strongest limbs, and are under appreciated, especially in fights.
Using them nicely is a definite win.
Solar Plexus. One hit there, and it's usually game over.
Throat. Hit them there after they are down from the solar plexus hit.
To find your solar plexus, ( it's on the same place on every body. The place you can hit is usually very large, and it doesn't take that hard of a hit at all. ) simply put your index finger in the middle of your collar bone, below your throat. Go down the chest, until you feel no more bone. Poke that fairly hard, it should feel odd and probably leave you breathless and hurt you fairly much. There's a reason it's the most forbidden point in acupuncture, so go for that part. |
... :3 (you should probably do this only if you really hate the person
or have too) I wouldn't really ever do this, but it's up to you >=/ |
What do you mean?
If you're in a fight, you need to focus on either stopping them, or escaping.
The easiest way to stop them, is to put them down.
If you're fighting someone, you're fighting someone, you only have a few choices. Kill, run, or put them down.
There's no sugar coating it.
What Myth Draynor said in his numerical list, doesn't really help at all, he really doesn't seem like he knows anything about fights. |
It not a numerical list its tips >=(
And, your stand point of fight is hit and run really doesn't get you far
in rep at schools that way. They'd probably call you chicken sh.t or
some other pussy name. All your moves cheap blows and yes
THEY ARE CHEAP BLOWS.
FYI: This is school fight not street fight >=l
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| If you can rush, and don't mind fighting like a dirty whore, step on his lead foot and pin it down and go for a flurry of body shots/knees not head since you'll be close and risk being hit or missing. Should be incredibly debilitating.
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| jesterab wrote: | | If you can rush, and don't mind fighting like a dirty whore, step on his lead foot and pin it down and go for a flurry of body shots/knees not head since you'll be close and risk being hit or missing. Should be incredibly debilitating. |
Nice. But, if you really want to screw someone over, and dont care
bout looking dirty.
Try a hard kick in the back of the knee. It always screws them over.
Edit:(Post above) It aint numerical >=D
And it's your oppinion. Your fighting style is for lethal blows.
Where I go to school fighting your way gets you terrible rep
around school even if you win fight. That's all im saying.
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| Talix wrote: | | Myth Drannor wrote: | | jesterab wrote: | | If you can rush, and don't mind fighting like a dirty whore, step on his lead foot and pin it down and go for a flurry of body shots/knees not head since you'll be close and risk being hit or missing. Should be incredibly debilitating. |
Nice. But, if you really want to screw someone over, and dont care
bout looking dirty.
Try a hard kick in the back of the knee. It always screws them over. |
Or you can try a low side kick to the front of the knee if it isn't bent. That will break it. |
>=D You probably know ever death blow don't you!
I respect that :3
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| Talix wrote: | | Myth Drannor wrote: | | jesterab wrote: | | If you can rush, and don't mind fighting like a dirty whore, step on his lead foot and pin it down and go for a flurry of body shots/knees not head since you'll be close and risk being hit or missing. Should be incredibly debilitating. |
Nice. But, if you really want to screw someone over, and dont care
bout looking dirty.
Try a hard kick in the back of the knee. It always screws them over. |
Or you can try a low side kick to the front of the knee if it isn't bent. That will break it. |
In a school fight, the art of a subtle kick is often lost when gossip hits. Unfortunately even a well formed kick that doesn't outright kill the individual looks "Kinda gay" in the reguards of bystanders and post-brawl gossip. So even martial artists with a myriad of successful spar wins in a state of Mushin will likely be declared the loser because one idiot landed a successful haymaker. Which is retarded but since the whole idea of fighting over ego is retarded and you find yourself in that position, I say indulge yourself in the general ignorance.
The winner of the fight is usually the one who made a "Show" and punches are the absolutely most followed aspect of a school fight.
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Duke of Lazarus
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| jesterab wrote: | | Talix wrote: | | Myth Drannor wrote: | | jesterab wrote: | | If you can rush, and don't mind fighting like a dirty whore, step on his lead foot and pin it down and go for a flurry of body shots/knees not head since you'll be close and risk being hit or missing. Should be incredibly debilitating. |
Nice. But, if you really want to screw someone over, and dont care
bout looking dirty.
Try a hard kick in the back of the knee. It always screws them over. |
Or you can try a low side kick to the front of the knee if it isn't bent. That will break it. |
In a school fight, the art of a subtle kick is often lost when gossip hits. Unfortunately even a well formed kick that doesn't outright kill the individual looks "Kinda gay" in the reguards of bystanders and post-brawl gossip. So even martial artists with a myriad of successful spar wins in a state of Mushin will likely be declared the loser because one idiot landed a successful haymaker. Which is retarded but since the whole idea of fighting over ego is retarded and you find yourself in that position, I say indulge yourself in the general ignorance.
The winner of the fight is usually the one who made a "Show" and punches are the absolutely most followed aspect of a school fight. |
That's what I've been trying to say that school fights are different,
then martial arts score fights.
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Karate isn't too helpful when a 250 pound fatass jumps on you and holds you on the ground and pounds your face in 
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Don't try to kick.
You'll fail.
Only start kicking if you've been practicing your kicks for over a week.
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