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gbmack · Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject: Rhino Goes to Europe - Part II

Sup, it's Rhino.

So I'm chillin' in Germany now and I'm at this private club gettin the maddest lap dances from the flyest hunnies, they all grindin on me and shit and I'm just keepin it smooth with my aviators on and skullin my yak. These fuckin' Nazi's have the worst taste in music. Sounds like some pokemon techno or some shit. Had two faggots buzzin out from what they claimed to be 'Ecstasy' but I bet it was just an aspirin pill. They all fallin by me and shit making a scene in hopes of snatchin' my girls off me. I pushed the big tit blonde off me and grabbed the whisky bottle from the brunette nearby and smashed it over one of their heads.

Yuri: Dood!! You fukin crazy? He's unconscious and bleeding and shit ! What the fuck!
Rhino: Teach you pussies right. Leave this club and take this nerd with you before I take off my aviators and show you how serious I am.

About now he's on the phone probably talkin' to the police about the whole situation. I ain't scared of no german fags. I run this country from the moment I landed from Paris. I see Jayjay and some fly ass brown-striped chick in the corner, she pulls his pants down, starts sucking his dong and swallowing every bit of cum he dribbled in an instant, much like a rogue pickpocketing my dropped gold in world of warcraft. Bloody browns.

I got bitches all over me, Can't see a damn thing from all the pussy surrounding my vision, I'm swimming in german poon Wink

. but the music sucks shit brotherz.. I put my headphones on and change song to 'track 3: world of warcraft is a feeling' I love this beat, always reminds me of my victories against pussy nerds who spend all their time playing the game while I'm out at the clubs gettin poon and play the game once a week. I quickly flick to the next track 'dragon raid remix' which has dragon and zombie sound effects in the back ground and the troll beast sounds in the chorus. This shit needs to be heard.

I pushed the bitches off me and they started talkin shit about how rude I am. Took a skull of my absinth and then spat it in her face. She's cryin and wanting security and shit. I'm laughin and I see Jayjay with his thumbs up after he saw me do that shit. I wish A_Giant was here, hope he's ok all knocked out and half dead in Paris.

I walk over to the DJ and ask to have a quick word about the music..

Nigel: Sup man. Enjoyin the music?
Rhino: That's exactly why I'm here. First of all, the music sounds some sort of digimon shit remixed with britneyspears and rick astley. Take that shit off son, no one wants to hear that shit.
Nigel: ? Well, Everyone else seems to like it..
Rhino: They'll like this one, put it on and set it to track 4

About now the dragon raid theme song comes and the girls go wild, takin off their bras and shit and making out with one another. This club is bouncin coz of my shit

Rhino: You mad Nigel? I ain't even a DJ and I owned your shit. B)
Nigel: WTF? How are they liking this crap!? All I hear is monsters humping eachother > Surprised

Rhino: Heh, I knew your jealous weak ass would hate. Come to the dance floor for a second, I wanna show you something

We make way to the floor and as soon as nigel gets here I sent him an upper cut which literally sent him flying to the nearby table which was about 1 mile away (club is huge) - Some kinda knockback effect from my hit. I turn around and I see Jayjay gettin picked on by 2 dudes, one claimed that the brown-striped chick was his girl and the other one claimed it was his sis. Needed to back my homie up on this one.

Andrew: That's my fucking girl man. I'm gonna kick your fuking ass
Drew: That's my friends girlfriend and she's my sister man, He's going to kick your fuking ass!

The dragon raid theme song is still on, I'm amped for a fight. This shit jus puts me in the mood to crack anyones skull, I dash towards them and leap onto the table near by and land in a spider man position with my biceps flexed, girls panties dropped after this pose, these german pussies couldnt get enough of my shit. I hop off the table and I throw 2 bottles of Heineken like throwing axes, smashed into their heads. The brother of the girl Jayjay had sucking his dong is crying and shit and running around like a bitch, fell down the 355 step stairs. I think he died because we stopped hearing him.

I'm fighting her boyfriend and kicking his ass, Just about I was gonna knock him out, the worst song comes on! "Never Gonna Give You Up!" I'm in a chilled out mood now, Gettin hit and feelin it. Not a good thing. Jayjay comes in and elbows the guy in the head and picks up the table and smashes it across his back. This fine black hair chick comes to try kiss me from all the hard fights I put up. I ain't in the mood so I grabbed her by the hair and slammed her face straight through the wooden floor. Smashed the whole place up.

Pussy ass faggots runnin out the clubs to the nearest phone booth callin the german police. This continent fuckin sucks, no one puts up a real fight.

Saw some blue liquid in a pyramid shaped bottle with gold stripes around it. Looked like a mana potion or some shit, I'm tired and I needed to replenish my energy. Took one sip and I'm buzzin. This continent so far sucks dick much like the locals.

QOTD:
Guys, What's a good place in Europe?

...taken from www.rhinothecat.com