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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:00 pm    Post subject: "The Man Rules" Reply with quote

"The Man Rules"

Last updated as of January 13th, 2008. Original thread starter: Retallion

Why were these Rules made?:
Mainly, these rules were made to ensure comfort, and reality taking life into easier viewing. These Man Rules follow into comfort around girls, respect, and how you should act toward others, still remaining yourself, but changing your decisions.

How can these help me?
These Man Rules mainly follow into a High School life, or Junior High. Why? Because these Rules take place in real life situations, and these may help you. These Rules are not to be taken into your life as a solution for everything, they are only guild lines.

Who made these rules?
In the area of Washington, United States of America. I've gathered 20 guys from different schools. I know this may seem a bit stupid, but we as a group believe this can do much more for everyone else, then you may believe.

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Do not be afraid to say anything, I will edit this right away. If you believe that I've made a mistake, then I will fix it. I honestly respect anything that's said here.


Code of Conduct: Do not take into these rules!


Need personal help? Add me on MSN: [email protected]. Don't email me, I don't read them.

Rule #1 Respect, Respect, Respect.

Why is this rule #1? If you have no respect for yourself, you have nothing. You have your doubts, but you always keep your respect. No matter what anyone says, keep your chin up. You need to stay chill, and open. You wait for the right opportunities, and you take them. If your scared, you stand up, and live with no regrets. Have a problem? Learn to understand it. Other helpful hints such as keep your grades high, stay in school, stay happy. You will not like the results when your done with school. When you want some thing, you do it, that doesn't mean take this part seriously. You earn your way to a goal you set, and you review them till you reach that goal. If your self esteem is low and you think people will think your weird, for making such a change in your life style. They won't.

Blank wrote:
Don't let the fear of mistakes get in your way. Otherwise you are going to be hanging back wondering what you should do while everyone else moves along. Make the move.


Rule #2 Stay on top of your situations!

This also follows into Respect for yourself. If you have a life problem, or problem with a girl. You take that problem, and you stay on top of it. Don't let anyone interfere, if you think this is honestly for the best, you do it. But do not interfere past the point of no return. You can't get threw life just leaving your problems in your head. "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." - Hellen Keller. Do not be afraid to confront some one, they'll think you have balls. Be sure you know when to stop on a situation. Do not be afraid to ask for help.

Rule #3 Understanding your looks.

You may not be the best looking guy, but you don't exactly have to chance for your appearance when others see you. If your fat, your fat. There is nothing more to say. Get your life more in action, start going to the gym, get more active in sports after school. Sports will get you a lot of friends. Stay fit, and healthy, don't go on a huge diet because your over weight. Work your way to a goal, and you will be a lot happier when you see the results. If you can't find your way to a Gym, use the schools gym after school, find a buddy to work out with. If you have bad acne, learn to ease up on candy, pop, or anything that could cause it. That doesn't mean never drink pop, or eat candy again, but lighten up. This change is based on what You want to do.

Rule #4 Girls & You.

I'm not going to be as helpful here as I should be. But I really believe that you should have this part on your own. If you follow Rule #2, and #3, then you should be on top of things. But there are basic things you should know. Such as, If a girl doesn't like you, don't keep bothering her, make her come to you. But don't keep messening her on Myspace, Facebook, or any online resource including phones. Leave her the fuck alone. For taking hands into matter, go rent Hitch. Good movie, helpful things I won't fully be able to understand or explain.

Blank wrote:
Being afraid of mistakes is being a pussy.
Men don't afraid of anything. Especially not mistakes.
As long as you don't reveal it as a mistake, no one will know it was a mistake at all. Hopefully they'll just think you're mildly retarded.

Chest out, voice loud, balls down. She'll appreciate it.

If you concern yourself with approach, you'll never approach. And you'll watch as her arrogant and manly boyfriend with manliness flowing out of his god damn ears releases a tape of them fucking. By mistake, of course.


Rule #5 Do NOT be annoying.

This extremely important, girls hate jerks. If your annoying, throwing stuff in class being a jackass. Girls may find this pathetic, or more, think your acting like a complete dick. Don't be weird, or scary. Don't follow her in the hallways, and give her looks like your a fucking dumb ass. Be cool, start a normal conversation. Comment her on what shes wearing or her hair. Make her know that your interested. Don't be a total horn dog and throw out perverted jokes. If she's a relaxed girl, maybe throw in a pick up line. It must be appropriate, but make it actually funny. If its some dumb one, you'll end up looking like a fool. Once you've started being annoying, it will never stop following you. Some girls, don't forget.

At the moment, I have to finish this essay, so I'll be updating in a bit. Peace.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, excellent guides to life!
I should show this to waxxup!

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pussy, who can't talk to women, is writing rules for me, who can?

No thanks.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blank wrote:
A pussy, who can't talk to women, is writing rules for me, who can?

No thanks.


Who said I was writing them for you? I might be.

I'm actually not a pussy, I just don't want to make a mistake with the girl I love?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Retallion wrote:
Blank wrote:
A pussy, who can't talk to women, is writing rules for me, who can?

No thanks.


Who said I was writing them for you? I might be.

I'm actually not a pussy, I just don't want to make a mistake with the girl I love?


Being afraid of mistakes is being a pussy.
Men don't afraid of anything. Especially not mistakes.
As long as you don't reveal it as a mistake, no one will know it was a mistake at all. Hopefully they'll just think you're mildly retarded.

Chest out, voice loud, balls down. She'll appreciate it.

If you concern yourself with approach, you'll never approach. And you'll watch as her arrogant and manly boyfriend with manliness flowing out of his god damn ears releases a tape of them fucking. By mistake, of course.
And you'll be like. ; - ;
Watching.
'fap fap fap.'

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blank wrote:
Retallion wrote:
Blank wrote:
A pussy, who can't talk to women, is writing rules for me, who can?

No thanks.


Who said I was writing them for you? I might be.

I'm actually not a pussy, I just don't want to make a mistake with the girl I love?


Being afraid of mistakes is being a pussy.
Men don't afraid of anything. Especially not mistakes.
As long as you don't reveal it as a mistake, no one will know it was a mistake at all. Hopefully they'll just think you're mildly retarded.

Chest out, voice loud, balls down. She'll appreciate it.

If you concern yourself with approach, you'll never approach. And you'll watch as her arrogant and manly boyfriend with manliness flowing out of his god damn ears releases a tape of them fucking. By mistake, of course.
And you'll be like. ; - ;
Watching.
'fap fap fap.'


Guys are always going to be afraid of mistakes... Yeah, you have to be a man during situations, and I completely agree.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rule #6

Never put the toilet seat down. It's a sign of defeat.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Retallion wrote:
Blank wrote:
Retallion wrote:
Blank wrote:
A pussy, who can't talk to women, is writing rules for me, who can?

No thanks.


Who said I was writing them for you? I might be.

I'm actually not a pussy, I just don't want to make a mistake with the girl I love?


Being afraid of mistakes is being a pussy.
Men don't afraid of anything. Especially not mistakes.
As long as you don't reveal it as a mistake, no one will know it was a mistake at all. Hopefully they'll just think you're mildly retarded.

Chest out, voice loud, balls down. She'll appreciate it.

If you concern yourself with approach, you'll never approach. And you'll watch as her arrogant and manly boyfriend with manliness flowing out of his god damn ears releases a tape of them fucking. By mistake, of course.
And you'll be like. ; - ;
Watching.
'fap fap fap.'


Guys are always going to be afraid of mistakes... Yeah, you have to be a man during situations, and I completely agree.


Don't let the fear of mistakes get in your way. Otherwise you are going to be hanging back wondering what you should do while everyone else moves along. Make the move.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blank wrote:
Retallion wrote:
Blank wrote:
A pussy, who can't talk to women, is writing rules for me, who can?

No thanks.


Who said I was writing them for you? I might be.

I'm actually not a pussy, I just don't want to make a mistake with the girl I love?


Being afraid of mistakes is being a pussy.
Men don't afraid of anything. Especially not mistakes.
As long as you don't reveal it as a mistake, no one will know it was a mistake at all. Hopefully they'll just think you're mildly retarded.

Chest out, voice loud, balls down. She'll appreciate it.

If you concern yourself with approach, you'll never approach. And you'll watch as her arrogant and manly boyfriend with manliness flowing out of his god damn ears releases a tape of them fucking. By mistake, of course.
And you'll be like. ; - ;
Watching.
'fap fap fap.'

Look who started flaming?
Anyways on topic: Great rules to live by.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First post tl;dr.

Mans don't need rules cause:
1. Mans know everything
2. mans can do whatever they want
3. Chuck Norris

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xMurtaghx wrote:
Blank wrote:
Retallion wrote:
Blank wrote:
A pussy, who can't talk to women, is writing rules for me, who can?

No thanks.


Who said I was writing them for you? I might be.

I'm actually not a pussy, I just don't want to make a mistake with the girl I love?


Being afraid of mistakes is being a pussy.
Men don't afraid of anything. Especially not mistakes.
As long as you don't reveal it as a mistake, no one will know it was a mistake at all. Hopefully they'll just think you're mildly retarded.

Chest out, voice loud, balls down. She'll appreciate it.

If you concern yourself with approach, you'll never approach. And you'll watch as her arrogant and manly boyfriend with manliness flowing out of his god damn ears releases a tape of them fucking. By mistake, of course.
And you'll be like. ; - ;
Watching.
'fap fap fap.'

Look who started flaming?
Anyways on topic: Great rules to live by.


He agreed with me, dumbshit. Go be fucking retarded somewhere else. Rolling Eyes

In fact, he quoted my fucking posts into his rules.
Numbnuts.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

92Garfield wrote:
First post tl;dr.

Mans don't need rules cause:
1. Mans know everything
2. mans can do whatever they want
3. Chuck Norris


1. Men don't know everything... and we never will.
2. We can.
3. ???

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread pretty much became a trainwreck.
Nice job, though.
This, while being a bit sad as a needed guide, will probably help a few people out. It'll boost self-esteem, at the very least.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh...Me And My Ex-GF {Were Still In Love} She Got A New BF And He Hates Me...Hes Mad Probally Because I Got Farther To Her Than Him...All Of BF's Hate Me...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Retallion wrote:
92Garfield wrote:
First post tl;dr.

Mans don't need rules cause:
1. Mans know everything
2. mans can do whatever they want
3. Chuck Norris


1. Men don't know everything... and we never will.
2. We can.
3. ???


You are probably a girl.
At least you think like one.
How are you gonna make Chuck Norris follow rules?

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