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slasha888
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What are girls?
Some idiots might ask this question but a girl is a female Mammal the the opposite gender has pleasure for.
How do I get a Girlfriend?
Try to start a conversation, don't be stiff and shy, girls hate that.
Once you have started a conversation try to make friends with her and be a good friend. If you your a good friend she can trust soon she start talking to you about her "Problems", listen don't ignore her. Also, don't give stupid advice.
Really important!
Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever treat a girl like and object, a prostitute or a sex toy. And don't use sex appeals to impress girls.
Once you Have gained her Trust
Ask her to come with you to the movies, pay for the tickets. Tickets aren't
expensive so please don't be greedy and selfish. Also buy her food such as popcorn but let her pay for it. Say to her "Here ill buy the tickets, just go buy some popcorn ok?"
You caught her cheating on you
Give her another chance. People make mistakes but if you catch her one more time end it. Ask her why she did it.
You have dumped her
If you dumped her for a certain reason like, she's acting like a slut.
Talk to her about it and how you don't like her acting like that.
She dumped you
Eat a lot of ice cream and cry all day long.
Nah just kidding. Talk to her why she dumped you, if she says I am seeing someone else, dont use sex appeals to get her back. Just remain friends with her and someday she will get back with you.
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Pedo Bear
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| Obvious troll is obvious
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Localhost
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:51 am Post subject: Re: Official Guide to Girls |
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| slasha888 wrote: | What are girls?
Some idiots might ask this question but a girl is a female Mammal the the opposite gender has pleasure for. |
I think everyone know what a girl is, smart stupid or an idiot.
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How do I get a Girlfriend?
Try to start a conversation, don't be stiff and shy, girls hate that.
Once you have started a conversation try to make friends with her and be a good friend. If you your a good friend she can trust soon she start talking to you about her "Problems", listen don't ignore her. Also, don't give stupid advice.
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>.> This is actually the only okay advice.
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Really important!
Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever treat a girl like and object, a prostitute or a sex toy. And don't use sex appeals to impress girls.
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If you are rich enough you can treat them like objects. Bitch, make me a samich.
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Once you Have gained her Trust
Ask her to come with you to the movies, pay for the tickets. Tickets aren't
expensive so please don't be greedy and selfish. Also buy her food such as popcorn but let her pay for it. Say to her "Here ill buy the tickets, just go buy some popcorn ok?"
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No, you should buy both! >.>
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You caught her cheating on you
Give her another chance. People make mistakes but if you catch her one more time end it. Ask her why she did it.
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Dump the whore!
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You have dumped her
If you dumped her for a certain reason like, she's acting like a slut.
Talk to her about it and how you don't like her acting like that.
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She dumped you
Eat a lot of ice cream and cry all day long.
Nah just kidding. Talk to her why she dumped you, if she says I am seeing someone else, dont use sex appeals to get her back. Just remain friends with her and someday she will get back with you. |
Dont say whats wrong, thats a pussy move.
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ColdFireF40
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: Re: Official Guide to Girls |
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Ok now this is where I draw the line, There is no real way to get a girl then to
be yourself and find a girl who likes you for yourself. If you put on an act then hey she doesn't love you, she loves the act. I'm okay with the guides to making friends and etc. but this is unneeded.
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Typhoon808
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Just tell that bitch to go back to the kitchen and make a sammich.
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ColdFireF40
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Typhoon808 wrote: | | Just tell that bitch to go back to the kitchen and make a sammich. |
Thats not even funny, Nor respectful to women.
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Typhoon808
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Exquisite wrote: | | Typhoon808 wrote: | | Just tell that bitch to go back to the kitchen and make a sammich. |
Thats not even funny, Nor respectful to women. |
Does it look like I was trying to make it look respectful?
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ColdFireF40
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Typhoon808 wrote: | | Exquisite wrote: | | Typhoon808 wrote: | | Just tell that bitch to go back to the kitchen and make a sammich. |
Thats not even funny, Nor respectful to women. |
Does it look like I was trying to make it look respectful? |
No, That is why you were corrected.
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Typhoon808
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| I never said it was respectful. Therefore, I have nothing to be corrected over.
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ColdFireF40
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Typhoon808 wrote: | | I never said it was respectful. Therefore, I have nothing to be corrected over. |
This is why you have no girl...
EDIT: inb4falsegirlfriend
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cokefag
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject: Re: Official Guide to Girls |
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| slasha888 wrote: | What are trolls?
Some idiots might ask this question but a troll is a little girl that moot has pleasure for.
How do I become a Troll?
Try to get a boner, don't be stiff and shy, trolls hate that.
Once you have gotten a boner, try to make friends with her/him and be a good friend. If you your a good friend she/he can trust soon she start talking to you about her "Raids", ignore her, raids are for faggots. Also, don't give stupid advice.
Really important!
Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever treat a troll like a real person,only as a prostitute or a sex toy. And use sex appeals to impress trolls.
Once you Have gained his Trust
Meet her/him irl, rape him, and before you get v& or b& irl, become an hero.
You caught her cheating on you
Give her another chance. People make mistakes but if you catch her one more time rape her.
You have raped her
If you raped her for a certain reason like, she's not acting like a slut.
Talk to her about it and how you like her acting like that.
She raped you
Suck a dick, no one likes you newfag. |
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Barack Obongah
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Over my years of going from girl to girl and being a real man whore this is what i learned.
Treat a girl like gold she will walk all over you treat her like shit she comes back for more, Don't ask my why but girls don't want what they can have they want what doesn't want them, get it?
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Retards, obviously not serious.
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