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Stealing in Local Stores - Hints,Tricks,Tips!
I take no responsibility is you get caught, this was only made inside the thought of being bored.

I do Not support stealing.

Basic Info
I like to steal fast,easy, and without being noticed by anyone. People might say, "Don't steal in busy stores." Tell them to shut the fuck up. Why? When the stores to busy, they won't have a close eye on watching you. Your going to want the store to be busy, so they'll be busy on the Cash Register. Don't you think if there not busy, they can keep a better eye on the store? You also need to look at there prices, Candy is NEVER tagged, if it is. Then your local store are a bunch of dumbass fagots.

Detailed Hints
If your planning on being a show-off for your friends. Here are some hints.

. Do not tell them your stealing, until the steal has been completed. Like say your going to steal some thing, don't tell them. They will mess you up. It will be to suspicious.

. If your stealing with a partner, don't stick together. Stay apart, and don't talk.

Cameras/Hearing Devices
Yes, there are cameras everywhere. This is the most helpful way to catch little kids who steal. Usually candy sections are loaded with cameras. Hearing Devices, I first noticed a while back. Why? If your telling your friend, "I'm scared." There going to hear that, And yes they do have those. I'll take some pictures as soon as possible.

Places to Hide your Shit
There's many places people will suggest. Such as these.

. Inside your Hood
. Inside your shoes, (near your sol in your shoe.)
. Pockets
. Sleeves
. Under a hat

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! The best place I suggest is, get a sweatshirt or a heavy jacket. Wear a pair of jeans, tuck in your shirt as hard as you can. Make sure you can't see your shirt by using your jacket. Slip the candy in between you and your shirt. Not in between your shirt and jacket. I've done this with some pretty expensive shit. You may say, "It's to noticeable in your shirt, seeing a big lump." It's to be creative now.

Another great place, if your stealing some thing small. Go to a local gas station, buy a Slurpee cup. Empty out the cup, plop that cap on there. And pretend your walking in with a drink. Figure it out from there. I've used that on small shirts, it works. Just think about what your doing.

You've been caught, Oh Shit!
Do Not Panic. Depending on the situation, you should get caught. If you see them walking to you, but there a distance away. Run. If there close, don't even try. Just take it up. I've been caught 2 times, most of the time they'll let you off. But some times they'll call your parents, or police.

Oblivious · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject:

Aye, but what about objects that haven't been scanned, such as computer games?

bob808 · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:44 pm Post subject:

Lols this is the second stealing post I've seen.

Nice tut. Wanna make a tut for stealing nx cards and getting them registered somehow ;-;

And funny. On saturday, I brought my bag into a store, and me and my friend were just cruising around in that store. The store manager comes up to me and says "Can you open your bag" I'm like. Fuck ya'll, suck my dick. Then He forced me too which is illegal, but whatever. I didn't want him to pms and shit. SO I opened it and I stole nothing Gladly :3. And he's like "Sorry" And I'm like. Suck my dick nigguh.

Smile to Reprise · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject:

Blank · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject:

Split up?

If you walk in with someone and split up at the door you will bring attention to yourself. TSP+APS in Target look out for that because it is a common trick.

ILRN'DFRUMDRKGODZ.

407 · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject:

Heres what I do, I wear Baggy, Saggy jeans. And I hold the item, walk around a lil and then stick the shit down my pants to where my feet are. then if the item has security shit on it, I walk into the bathroom and take out a knife and cut the shit off. but if it doesnt have any security shit on it, i just walk out the door.

King.Joker.9 · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

if you get caught dispose of it some how... -..- and make sure youre heart stays at an even pace have no emotion in youre eyes feel empty not like most emo's go D: (not being a sterotype >;o)

407 · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject:

King.Joker.9 · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:10 pm Post subject:

plasma tv >.> yeah... "it's a tumor you know?"... be cool Shocked

well no a cop, if hes a good one can read you,
Take for instance if youre fast or edgey with answers its a little awkard isnt it? Very Happy

so yeah theres things that get you caught a real thief can steal something and not care about being caught if you pay for it, that means j00 FAIL

Blank · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject:

To reduce the risk to shit falling out of your pants, people put shit like sweats[winter] or Basketball shorts [more springy] under their pants and tie up the ends with some rubber band.

This way it won't fall out.

bob808 · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:16 pm Post subject:

Blank · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject:

bob808 · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:24 pm Post subject:

Smile to Reprise · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:58 pm Post subject:

Oblivious · Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:36 pm Post subject: