Cheat Engine

[TheIndianGuy]

This is me, Paul Phillips, part of your average family. I’ve never questioned my sexuality until the previous week. It all started at a party. As all my friends were socializing with other females, I was sitting alone in the corner. It never occurred to me how attractive other boys were. I was enthralled by their muscular bodies. I found myself rubbing my gentiles against furniture with a lot of vigor. People were staring, but that just encouraged me to move more rapidly. Pretty soon the party was over and I was alone in the restroom, I began rubbing myself down there, and between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

[fele]

Mhm.

[Ricardo]

yea well fuck that