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Mc Nuggets
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:53 pm    Post subject: I NEED ADVICE. Reply with quote

i got a blow job last night and i think my gf might be pregnant
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you dont know if someone is pregnant after the 1st day of having sex.

Meaning, shes cheating on you, and has had sex within the past month with another man~

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DO A BARREL ROLL!
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dsrealm
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just kill yourself, it'll save a lot of missery
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i didn't have sex i just got a blowjob.
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepsifag wrote:
i didn't have sex i just got a blowjob.


Then how the fuck is she pregnant from that?



Shes been having sex with another guy.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepsifag wrote:
i didn't have sex i just got a blowjob.

still doesnt change the fact that rsx's reply makes sense

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Mc Nuggets
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg, dr evil it was ah joke, you know i was trying to be a smartass if you noticed it was a joke saying i think i got my gf pregnat by getting a blowie.
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i didn't have sex i just got a blowjob.

so?
The dutch tennis player Boris Becker also made a girl pregnant after giving her a blowjob. (after capturing it and then inseminating herself with it)

Also, as opposed from what you may have heard from clinton, blowjob does fall in the category of sex
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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By His Girlfriend, he Means Ur Mom

How'd you know ?

And with the child support he pays me I never have to work!
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhm... okay I don't think her giving you a blow job will make her pregnant unless you acually had an intercourse with her... just tell her to take a few tests and see the doctor and see whats up.
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

abinoal wrote:
Uhm... okay I don't think her giving you a blow job will make her pregnant unless you acually had an intercourse with her... just tell her to take a few tests and see the doctor and see whats up.
OMG THIS THREAD WAS A JOKE, stop taking it seriously.
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I swear some people need to take things less seriously Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr Evil wrote:
I swear some people need to take things less seriously Rolling Eyes
lol, i loved that post you made in otaku's post.
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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i saw.... Neutral
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