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Nyna L. (10338): Hi, my name is Nyna L. (10338). How may I help you?
Nyna L. (10338): Hi, it seems that you have been idle for more than three minutes. Please be aware that a long delay in response time may cause a disconnection. If there is no response in the next 5 minutes, this session will end. Thank you for your cooperation.

Unknown: Hello?
Nyna L. (10338): Yes.
Nyna L. (10338): How may I be of service?
Unknown: um, i just have a few questions
Nyna L. (10338): Sure, go ahead.
Unknown: well my internet has been acting really strangly lately
Unknown: ever since i went to the site www.internetisseriousbusiness.com
Unknown: i can seem to close it
Nyna L. (10338): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
Unknown: ok
Nyna L. (10338): Can you please confirm the model and version numbers of your Linksys devices?
Unknown: just let me check'
Nyna L. (10338): Sure, please.
Unknown: Ok, it says Model WRT546P2
Nyna L. (10338): I believe it's WRT54GP2.
Nyna L. (10338): Can you tell me the details of your concern and what have you done so far to fix it?
Unknown: ok, well i tried cleaning it, it had some white-ish sticky substance all over it
Unknown: and i turned it off then on
Nyna L. (10338): How many wired and wireless computers are there using the router?
Unknown: well about 4 computers, and one ipod my son watched porn on
Nyna L. (10338): I see. Are you having this concern on all computers connected to the router?
Unknown: yes, everytime i turn them on and connect to the internet i get this disturbing picture of a man pleasuring himself with his mouth
Unknown: and i just cant seem to reach when i try it
Unknown: its so depressing
Unknown: so i decieded to see if my dog could do it
Unknown: so i brought her inside
Unknown: flopped the old boy out and let the dog go to work
Nyna L. (10338): I do apologize. If you continue to send invalid queries or inappropriate messages in the next 2 minutes, I will be compelled to end this session. Thank you for your cooperation.

Unknown: but its not innaproiate, its vital background on how the sticky white stuff came to be in my router
Unknown: is there a certified cleaning product for the removal of semen from a router?
Nyna L. (10338): Since you do not have a Linksys concern that I can help you with, we have to end this session so I can attend to other clients. Have a nice day!

Unknown: wait!
Unknown: wait!
Nyna L. (10338): Please visit http://www.linksys.com/support for further assistance. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to serve you through Live Chat Support. For your records, a case number for this chat session will be e-mailed to you. Feel free to contact us if you require further assistance. Once again, my name is Nyna with Badge ID 10338. Thank you for choosing Linksys and enjoy the rest of the day.

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