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lCrusaderl I post too much
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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A direct hit in the nose, and it's game over.
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Daaamon Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Walk away.
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Duke of Lazarus Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Daaamon wrote: | | Walk away. |
Where's the fun in that?
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Cloud-Strife Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Myth Drannor wrote: | | Daaamon wrote: | | Walk away. |
Where's the fun in that?  |
Where is the fun in breaking a limb or two?
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_NoX_ Master Cheater
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just over a week ago i was in a fight with a big lad, we were in basketball practice and the cunt shoulder bashes me into the wall so as hes walking away i drop kick him in the back then knee'd him as he tried to get up. i got pulled off him before anything major happened, i still left him with black eye and busted jaw so i like to say i kicked his arse because he nevers bothers me anymore.
headbutts go along way aswell
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DKMikey I post too much
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| xjohnnox wrote: | just over a week ago i was in a fight with a big lad, we were in basketball practice and the cunt shoulder bashes me into the wall so as hes walking away i drop kick him in the back then knee'd him as he tried to get up. i got pulled off him before anything major happened, i still left him with black eye and busted jaw so i like to say i kicked his arse because he nevers bothers me anymore.
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Read the bold. Fucking lol'd.
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SoccaBallDude Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| xjohnnox wrote: | just over a week ago i was in a fight with a big lad, we were in basketball practice and the cunt shoulder bashes me into the wall so as hes walking away i drop kick him in the back then knee'd him as he tried to get up. i got pulled off him before anything major happened, i still left him with black eye and busted jaw so i like to say i kicked his arse because he nevers bothers me anymore.
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If you attacked him from behind, then how did he get a black eye and a busted jaw?
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lCrusaderl I post too much
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| SoccaBallDude wrote: | | xjohnnox wrote: | just over a week ago i was in a fight with a big lad, we were in basketball practice and the cunt shoulder bashes me into the wall so as hes walking away i drop kick him in the back then knee'd him as he tried to get up. i got pulled off him before anything major happened, i still left him with black eye and busted jaw so i like to say i kicked his arse because he nevers bothers me anymore.
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If you attacked him from behind, then how did he get a black eye and a busted jaw? |
Probably kneed him right in the mouth and eye area. OUCH !
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I read through most of the posts, and almost everyone who gave tips was worryed about looking stupid, but honostely who gives a fuck what they think? would you feel better if you didn't knee him in the balls and got your ass handed to you?
I saw in an earlier post someone said punch in the nose, and that tip will take you far, but be careful how hard you hit, a devastating punch could cause permanent damage or even kill them, but don't worry to much or they wont even get hurt.
Do as many "cheap" blows as possible, I was once playing a fighting game with a friend and they started a bunch of shit because I kept low kicking and wouldn't let him up, in the end I grabbed that bitches hair and slammed his face into a wall, did I get shit for a "cheap" blow? no, because if I did they know theyd be next.
Also if you have the intention on really tourtering the person, use Talix's tips, they are very good for a serious fight, if the guy is patheticly weak just give him a gut punch and be done with it.
also I know my grammar sucks, but I'm not gonna bother with a dictionary.
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&Vage Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| For fuck sakes quit talking about karate and martial arts shit. 80% of the time teenagers are going to throw hay makers constantly, just weave it until they get tired and rush in. When you push remember to use your body weight as a advantage(try to focus your body weight to your fist).
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Duke of Lazarus Master Cheater
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OP. I post too much
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Grab him/her by the fucking neck and slam the shit outta him/her on the wall
@Myth omfg the head stomp looked EPIC
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Duke of Lazarus Master Cheater
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| TMGK wrote: | Grab him/her by the fucking neck and slam the shit outta him/her on the wall
@Myth omfg the head stomp looked EPIC |
You better believe it.
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lucid Master Cheater
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1. Make yourself as small a target as possible. Don't crouch, but bend you knees and hunch over with your fists in front of your face.
2. Dodge until you can get to his side and bash him with your fists. If he doesn't crouch over, then back up and repeat.
3. Once you make him crouch over, either knee him in his stomach or face, or grip your hands together and slam down on the back of his neck. This will incapacitate him most of the time, or get him on the floor.
4a. If he is not knocked out, but on the floor, then get his arms and do what a cop does to a criminal. Then if he starts to kick, put a knee on his arms and use one arm to grab his legs and hold them down.
4b. Now if kneeing/slamming him did not put him on the ground then back up, repeat the first step and once you get close get low and grab his leg then pull up and out. This is dangerous as you could fall back as well, if you do, get up as fast as possible and repeat step 4a.
This should win the fight, with you victorious.
That my little list. Hope it helps when you kick that fags ass.
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