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TheImmortalWarrior Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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Forget about honor when fighting.All that stuff is B.S.All is fair in love and war.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Forget about looking like a pussy in fights. Even if you do something "cheap" you'll look 10x worse if you lose.
Focus on winning. If you have preparation, bring a metal baseball bat, pepper spray, a chain, etc. Don't be too heavy loaded though, you don't want to kill the kid, you just want to break his soul so the next time he looks at you, the first thing on his mind is not fighting.
Next, use your environment around you at ALL times. Tallyhoo, there's a rock in the corner. Let's forget the rock and keep fighting so I don't look like I pussy when I throw a rock at his face and crack it open right? No. Run, throw the dang rock at his foot if you have to.
If you have neither advantages (environment, preparation, an old 50 pound phone in your pocket) follow Talix's advice. BTW, use your feet. A locked knee is always bad, both for you and your opponent, but don't tense up. Cheap shots can be at the nostrils, throats, eyes. I'd suggest not to do a body slam unless
1) You are sure you aren't going to miss
2) You've already beat the kid up pretty bad but you want to finish the fight once and for all so he'll never think about fighting you again
Another thing, your natural instinct is to hit with the hand that is farthest from your opponent. NO. Fastest hit = closest hand to your opponent. You'll sacrifice some strength yes, but you must make sure that you get more hits in than your opponent. If he staggers, don't wait and stand there, just go for a blow. Only use the farthest hand if you're fighting somone who is stronger than you in build. If you are stronger in your right hand, keep your right hand out in front and your left hand behind, vice-versa if you are left-handed.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:14 am Post subject: |
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Fast. Get as many punches in as possible, forget strength. Don't use cheap tricks (like nutshots or pulling hair) but picking up a, say, metal bar is A-OK.
Just make sure you don't start the fight if you use a cheap trick like that. That's just being a little bitch.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: |
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I'm going to be boxing some big strong kid spring break. I don't want to lose, i would be made fun of, and feel humiliated. I just want to fucking beat his ass. Any suggestions? lol
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:29 am Post subject: |
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| Don't drag his hair, would make you even more pathetic than you already are for asking about how to win a fight in GD.
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| Stupid Reggin wrote: | | I'm going to be boxing some big strong kid spring break. I don't want to lose, i would be made fun of, and feel humiliated. I just want to fucking beat his ass. Any suggestions? lol |
Once again:
2 Word Tip For You.
"Use Steriods"
if you do the above, He will be frightened and back away without a word.
It should work. I haven't tried but i'm guessing it will.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:43 am Post subject: |
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A hit in solar plexus is an underrestimated move, even is double of your size, solar plexus is still as sensitive. Sure, stomach muscles can cover a small bit of the effect, but one isn't strong enough to hold the reaction back - leaning forward.
Quite easy after that - you could punch him in the face, or knee him, or you can put an elbow in his neck. (Although this can hurt him seriously, so yeah.. He could even get paralyzed from neck - down).
It's true martial arts is good to have, but not only for ones condition or such, but also for the technique. A person with technique can take on a person with pure strenght at any time.
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zyndr0m I post too much
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:45 am Post subject: |
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| Safko wrote: | A hit in solar plexus is an underrestimated move, even is double of your size, solar plexus is still as sensitive. Sure, stomach muscles can cover a small bit of the effect, but one isn't strong enough to hold the reaction back - leaning forward.
Quite easy after that - you could punch him in the face, or knee him, or you can put an elbow in his neck. (Although this can hurt him seriously, so yeah.. He could even get paralyzed from neck - down).
It's true martial arts is good to have, but not only for ones condition or such, but also for the technique. A person with technique can take on a person with pure strenght at any time. |
They shown that in UFC, pretty amazing.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:38 am Post subject: |
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Talix won.
Anywayz, if you are planning on doing any of Talix's suggested moves, any critical blows, any cheap shots, make sure you let your opponent get a few hits on you first - or let them start the fight where everyone can see. So when you break a bone or do some critical damage, you can call it self defense. So you can go to college. lol.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:27 am Post subject: |
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Try hitting them right under the ribs it knock em out x]
Only do when it gets dirty
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:33 am Post subject: |
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| TheImmortalWarrior wrote: | | Forget about honor when fighting.All that stuff is B.S.All is fair in love and war. |
There are crimes in war. They are called "War crimes"
And there are also crimes against throwing a rocks at peoples heads and giving them brain damage.
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| Aids wrote: | | TheImmortalWarrior wrote: | | Forget about honor when fighting.All that stuff is B.S.All is fair in love and war. |
There are crimes in war. They are called "War crimes"
And there are also crimes against throwing a rocks at peoples heads and giving them brain damage. |
I'm not telling him to get a baseball bat or a chain and beat up someone.I just meant it in the way that it is okay to kick him where no male wants to get kicked or even bite him.Its not like they are gonna start a street/mafia war.
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| Aids wrote: | | TheImmortalWarrior wrote: | | Forget about honor when fighting.All that stuff is B.S.All is fair in love and war. |
There are crimes in war. They are called "War crimes"
And there are also crimes against throwing a rocks at peoples heads and giving them brain damage. |
if u can give some1 brain damage in a fight they must have deserved it
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:18 am Post subject: |
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go to the gym every day the week before.
take a grenade in case you loose.
take alot of hench friends in case you loose.
you cant go wrong
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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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start working out every day for at least 30 minutes. you need to beef up. this will seriously help, work on your arms mostly. your stomach.
when your fighting, play like a dirty mother fucker. if hes starting shit, hes not going to play clean. most people when they get in fights, are fucking idiots and don't know what there doing. they throw "hay makers". don't do that, thats how you get knocked out. go on youtube and learn how to block punches, and tackle like a wrestler.
the most important: tire him out, throw jabs. dont learn how to fucking box, hes going to tackle you in the wrong stance.
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