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umakemeasadpanda · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:39 pm Post subject:

siting in class and teacher was lecturing about this book we read and my friend is talking about random stuff and i go "what you talking about willus?"
right as the teacher stoped and the whole classed cracked up

LolSalad · Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:25 am Post subject:

I convinced a teacher that my Dad had died in a car accident the night before. Despite the fact that I was not acting emotional in the slightest (I actually kinda smirked as I said it) they appeared to believe it.

xunlix · Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:34 am Post subject:

I was getting a dictionary but my teacher stopped me then i just said Dic lol

DanielBS · Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:25 am Post subject:

1.
This happend in middle school when i where 12 or something..
I told a friend to yell: Jerk off / FAPPING. (Don't know which one i should pick because i'm norwegian.)

And the Teacher Call'd his mom and said he was jerking off in the middle of the class

2.
One day we had about Human Kind. And the teacher said: Which types of human races do we have?
One in my class said: Small, Medium and Large

3.
One day in 7'th grade my class where in the computer room.
The teacher comes in the door and say: Andrè! Could you come and check out Emely's mouse, it isn't working.

In norway mouse means pussy, so when he told a guy to check out a girls pussy, well, you get it.

4.
One day when our art teacher where going to show us some art images on the PC Projector ( BIG SCREEN). She had an old laptop.
After she had shown some photos a pop up came..
A porn site! "Nice ass, only 18 years old , TEEN ".
I will never forget that.

Drkgodz · Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:07 am Post subject:

I told this one girl imma kick her in her nuts when the teacher was right behind me. She didn't hear anything though. Hehe.
EDIT:
A lot of the shit people are saying is what other people have said or are not funny.

froggy669 · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject:

I accidently thought my friend was the teacher and said, "Hey, what's the difference between a bitch and a whore?"

AverageAzn247 · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject:

One time my teacher going to show us a video of MLK when she got rickrolled.

gogodr · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:19 pm Post subject:

I was sleeping and my physic teacher woke up up , this happened some years ago then I just like jumped up and said a number I don't remember which xP

clash of clans hacks · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:42 pm Post subject:

Wow, there are SO many things i said and did to embarrass myself..

When i got the answer of a question wrong, i thought "NOOOOOOOO!! DAMN YOU SALAZAAAAAARR!!!!"
Turned out i yelled it out loud...

I hid myself behind the curtain (because i didn't feel like working) but fell asleep.. When i woke up everybody was taking pics of me with their phones ^^

I used to burst out in laughs all the time, for no reason, and i have like this weired-demonic-evil-scientist-laugh..

edit:
oh, and i told my friend to jump in a puddle, and he did it.. he wet like more than 20 people and was the most hated person for 2 months!!
You really have to be an idiot to listen to what i say x'D

edit 2:
oh, and i told the same friend to light a firecracker and turn it off by putting his fingers on it! He burned his fingers and had to go to the schooldoctor, so actually he should be thankful because he lost 30 minutes of learning, thanks to me! Very Happy

edit 3:
oh, and every time i have a new teacher, and they ask my name, i make up one. (But i'm sure everybody did that too)

Daaamon · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:49 pm Post subject:

krazedkat · Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject:

G0DFATHER · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject:

Once in grade 6 i was sleeping in class and the teacher threwgh a marker at my head and i said stop it u ass cuz i thought it was my friend

Rawss. · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:45 pm Post subject:

My modern studies teacher asked me what homeless people would do if they couldnt sell the big issue(some stupid mag that hom eless ppl sell for cash) an i said; ''sell the bigger issue''.

i got teh lulz

I also told my teacher tht i didnt feel well. went for a 10 minute walk came back and said the office ppl said i was to go home. this was second period so i had the whole day ahead of me. got lunch 3 hours early and then convinced my mates just to leave.
great day!
Then when i went in the next day the techer fiund out i hadnt went to the office. i just burst out laughing

The Fish · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject:

i called the principal a fat homosexual

G0DFATHER · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: