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hcavolsdsadgadsg · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject:

I'm pretty sure a female version of me would be fucking hilarious, and awesome.

Weirder Al · Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject:

Agreed. If you got THAT, here's what life would be like:
This.
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zyndr0m · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:10 am Post subject:

Hot
Stupid
Knows to blow
Tight.

MapleStory. · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:03 am Post subject:

1.) why the hell am I posting this? Seriously... Anyway, back to topic.

2.) Someone who I enjoy to be around. No negativity, no nagging, no superiority issues, someone who has an open mind, like when the topic of 'abortion' comes up, I don't want someone screaming my ear off for absolutely no reason at all, like most people I know do. Gotta have a sense of humor, but also know when to stop laughing. Someone who adds the right thing at the right time in a conversation, but, more importantly, leaves out the wrong thing.
Lulz, but the main thing is prolly hotness. I'm not looking to marry anyone or live wit 'em, so the rest probably doesn't matter.

Trucido · Moderator Reputation: 6 Joined: 08 Sep 2007 Posts: 2792

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Cheetah · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:47 am Post subject:

She should be cute, not what society typically portrays as "sexy", the whole skinny tan blond thing doesn't do it for me.
Between 5'2"-5'6".
Average weight. Not skinny, not a whale.
Dark hair, preferably brown. Straight hair is a plus.
Intelligent, but not a conceited "know it all" attitude like my ex, who was and still is a fucking idiot.
Mature.
Not a drama queen. This is a big one.
Not clingy.
Isn't jealous. I have a lot of female friends, and that tends to cause drama in relationships. Also doesn't start attention whoring when I try to hang out with my friends.
Has similar interests and hobbies as mine.
Learns from her mistakes and accepts and admits when she's wrong, rather than continuing her mistakes and blaming everyone else for them.(<last girlfriend. ugh)
Knows what she wants from a relationships, and life in general. Doesn't change her mind constantly.
Confident but not conceited. It's annoying as fuck when girls are all BAWWWWW I hate my body etc.
Not a virgin.
Don't care about her religion and morals as long as she doesn't try to push them on me.

Specific enough?

Weirder Al · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:14 am Post subject:

Psy · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:38 am Post subject:

What type of 'Girl' are you looking for?

I suppose I can't answer then ey? No, I don't swing the other way b!tches Razz

It would be wrong, lol.

callaw · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:54 am Post subject:

When i was fourteen i wanted to have anykind of girlfriend.
At age of sixteen i found girlfriend, but there were no passion. So i decided i need a passionate fille, who would be desired for life.
At university i met a fille, but she was too emotional. Everything in her life was a disaster, she was a queen of drama, whined all days long, and made threats that she'll suicide. So i decided that i need a woman who would be more stable.
At age of twenty five i met a stable lady, but she was boring. She was predictable and nothing excited her. My life was so boring, that i decided to have someone, who's more exciting.
When i was 28, i met a girl who was very exciting, but i couldn't keep up with her, she rushed from one thing to another, and she didn't took a deep look in anything. She acted a way that made me feel happy and unhappy at the same time. She was totally cool, got a lot of energy, however, she didn't got aim. Then i knew, i need a fille who would got ambition.
At age of 31 I met woman like that, she was steady and i married her. She was so ambitious, that she took everything i got, and divorced me.

Well, now when i'm older, and smarter, i look woman with big tits

kls85 · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:55 am Post subject:

Adding to the list...

-Knows her natural beauty and it not obsessed with too much makeup
-Have the ability to handle a situation firmly (be dominant)
e.g. If a girl does not want a guy do something then say it or use force instead of letting him continue.

-Able to defend herself (in reality you can't always be there for her, those fairytales, mangas, animes are a fantasy)

-Does not fall under peer pressure.
e.g. gets botox injections, silicon implants, and other artificial craps
just because her friends has.

-Honest and speaks out about she feels instead of letting a guy guess what's on her mind.

-Knows when to stop yapping
-A devoted gf where you know she won't cheat on you, but I guess

Trust, Communication, and Honesty are the most important steps into a solid relationship.

Andrei28 · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:58 am Post subject:

LOL BIG BOOBS AND PERFECT BODY AND FACE THATS HOW I LIKE A GIRL

Weirder Al · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:06 pm Post subject:

Please dude, turn off caps lock.
_________
I definitely agree with the last three posts.

Devdraco · Cheater Reputation: -1 Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 43

Pretty. (Not a supermodel)
Fit. (Again, not a supermodel)
Polite. (Won't make fun of me when I act like a dumbass xD)

That's it.

P.S. - I'm really surprised you guys managed to hold up this type of topic, without any retards sneakin' in.

Reak · Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject:

- Beautiful, Smart, Crazyyyy