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Saucy. How do I cheat? Reputation: 42
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:12 am Post subject: |
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F3ar wrote: | So like a few days ago my brother screamed from the living room. My parents and I ran out to see him ejaculate all over the floor. |
Funny, a few days ago, my son screamed from the living room. My wife, myself, and my other son rushed to his rescue, just as he blew his load.
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 109
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:13 am Post subject: |
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Some asswad was beating off to the pictures I was displaying, and when he blew his load, the entire family ran downstairs and caught him. Never has having an HDMI cable connected to me been so entertaining.
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Saucy. How do I cheat? Reputation: 42
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:13 am Post subject: |
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Dalton. wrote: | Some asswad was beating off to the pictures I was displaying, and when he blew his load, the entire family ran downstairs and caught him. Never has having an HDMI cable connected to me been so entertaining. |
God damn, I laughed.
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gogodr I post too much Reputation: 125
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Saucy Balmung wrote: | Dalton. wrote: | Some asswad was beating off to the pictures I was displaying, and when he blew his load, the entire family ran downstairs and caught him. Never has having an HDMI cable connected to me been so entertaining. |
God damn, I laughed. |
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Domoo Advanced Cheater Reputation: -1
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Dalton. wrote: | Some asswad was beating off to the pictures I was displaying, and when he blew his load, the entire family ran downstairs and caught him. Never has having an HDMI cable connected to me been so entertaining. |
I fucking laughed.
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Kurifodo I post too much Reputation: 23
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:01 am Post subject: |
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stoped at "it was 2mins and i screamed and blew on the floor" pussy!
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Haxory' Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 92
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:06 am Post subject: |
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Happn'd once when jackin'. My bro sneaked up on me. I put my dick back in my pants before he could see me. He saw my porn. WHO CARES.
Also, once I watched a random pron movie apparently of a redhead, and my parents were like U WATS PIRN I SAW IN HISTORY. They didn't care a lot.
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trebor Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 21
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:10 am Post subject: |
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Up2Admin wrote: | I got caught once. I heard the doorknob start to turn, so I closed everything and zipped up. But then, something terrible happened, a pop-up... It appeared immediately when my mom walked in. It was really awkward and she pretended not to noticed by quickly moving to my windows and opening the blinds. Since then, she's given me time alone by taking everyone shopping and leaving me, or going to her friends house and taking everyone. Of course, when she does this she never says anything directly to my face like "ohai I'm taking everyone out so you can jack off", it's more like "call us if you need anything, we'll be back at ten". Though I've heard her tell my dad "honey, he needs some alone time" a few times. | lmfao
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Haxory' Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 92
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:15 am Post subject: |
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Apollо wrote: | Up2Admin wrote: | I got caught once. I heard the doorknob start to turn, so I closed everything and zipped up. But then, something terrible happened, a pop-up... It appeared immediately when my mom walked in. It was really awkward and she pretended not to noticed by quickly moving to my windows and opening the blinds. Since then, she's given me time alone by taking everyone shopping and leaving me, or going to her friends house and taking everyone. Of course, when she does this she never says anything directly to my face like "ohai I'm taking everyone out so you can jack off", it's more like "call us if you need anything, we'll be back at ten". Though I've heard her tell my dad "honey, he needs some alone time" a few times. | lmfao |
Do sort of want
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Lamer17 How do I cheat? Reputation: 2
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Just find your dads stash and then if they catch you, say it's natural, go look in dads cupboard
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Haxory' Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 92
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:18 am Post subject: |
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readername wrote: | Just find your dads stash and then if they catch you, say it's natural, go look in dads cupboard |
SHUT UP FUCKFAG.
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Lamer17 How do I cheat? Reputation: 2
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Haxory' wrote: | readername wrote: | Just find your dads stash and then if they catch you, say it's natural, go look in dads cupboard |
SHUT UP FUCKFAG. |
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Benji Random spam moderator Reputation: 3
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:20 am Post subject: |
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Never happened to me but I did catch my brother twice.
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Haxory' Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 92
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:21 am Post subject: |
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wcborstelman wrote: | Never happened to me but I did catch my brother twice. |
Parents generally pretend to not see it. Help me rage at readaname NOW.
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Mr Crinch How do I cheat? Reputation: 0
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butter works too I learned
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