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HitIer
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"Covering Christian art from 200 CE (common era) to the present, the author reveals that Jesus, the Teacher of Righteousness mentioned in the Dead Sea Scrolls, is a personification of the Holy Mushroom, Amanita muscaria"
~John Allegro, The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross
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| t328163 wrote: | | Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol. |
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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finnegan waking up
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| Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 10:31 am Post subject: |
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uh huh, he's a muslim and im al-mahdi 
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| greatsage wrote: | | uh huh, he's a muslim and im al-mahdi |
"In Islamic eschatology, the Mahdi (Arabic: مهدي, ISO 233: mahdī "guided one") is the prophesied redeemer of Islam who will rule for seven, nine, or nineteen years (according to differing interpretations) before the Day of Judgment (yawm al-qiyamah / literally, the Day of Resurrection) and will rid the world of evil."
I feel like you actually believe this.
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finnegan waking up
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| Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:39 am Post subject: |
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | greatsage wrote: | | uh huh, he's a muslim and im al-mahdi (pbuh) |
"In Islamic eschatology, the Mahdi (Arabic: مهدي, ISO 233: mahdī "guided one") is the prophesied redeemer of Islam who will rule for seven, nine, or nineteen years (according to differing interpretations) before the Day of Judgment (yawm al-qiyamah / literally, the Day of Resurrection) and will rid the world of evil."
I feel like you actually believe this. |
like im arrogant enough to believe yeshua (pbuh) would bow to me.
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HackOtaku
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| greatsage wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | greatsage wrote: | | uh huh, he's a muslim and im al-mahdi (pbuh) |
"In Islamic eschatology, the Mahdi (Arabic: مهدي, ISO 233: mahdī "guided one") is the prophesied redeemer of Islam who will rule for seven, nine, or nineteen years (according to differing interpretations) before the Day of Judgment (yawm al-qiyamah / literally, the Day of Resurrection) and will rid the world of evil."
I feel like you actually believe this. |
like im arrogant enough to believe yeshua (pbuh) would bow to me. |
"pbuh" is loosely translated into: Look at me being religious everyone.
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HitIer
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I hate it when pubefaced white people try to imitate my culture/religion
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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