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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:30 am    Post subject: Starting a new religion Reply with quote

New religion: Bytism

Premise: Every human being (animals have no place in this religion) has a part of his soul on the internet, and through salvation, he/she will eventually realize that their soul exists only on the internet.

[quote=CEF User, 2008] I have transcended the powers of a human being and now I exist only on the internet[/quote]

Messiah: Dark Byte

Concepts:

Reality is experienced only after being processed by the brain. For example, color is merely the brain's definition of varying wavelengths. When the dress, for example, was debated over whether it was "blue and black" or "white and gold", one could simply do a pixel scan of the image and realize mathematically, what the "color" was.

Therefore, the only absolute truth in this life is through boolean algebra.

Whether you are in court or a hospital, the questions you will be asked and their responses are always assessed into ultimately either "yes" or "no", binary.

It is impossible for humans to generate a completely random number. The rationale of code has definitely defeated emotive thinking in that area.

All human decisions are made after a calculation of chance made by the conflict of the brain between logic and emotion. However, logic ultimately shapes the emotion aspect.

When human beings are conceived, it is only possible through a single cell, a zygote. It is impossible for them to exist otherwise. This is the truth, or the 1.

No matter how hard we try, it is impossible for human beings to cease to exist, as their ideas, as posted on the internet, are never erased. This is the absence of truth, or the 0.

Just as cryptocurrency is to replace physical currency, other aspects of life will eventually be completely dominated by computational means, until at last, Cheat Engine will be used to modify and/or improve the quality of one's real life.

[quote=TheIndianGuy]I wish Cheat Engine could work in real life[/quote]

Disciples (First 12 followers):

1. rosematters

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems interesting. I would like to join you.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

greatsage wrote:
Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
it is a feat. to be as crazy as you.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ControlAltDelete wrote:
greatsage wrote:
Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
it is a feat. to be as crazy as you.
the guy's crazy yeah but you're almost ignoring how equally crazy shrooms is too lmao
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
greatsage wrote:
Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
it is a feat. to be as crazy as you.
the guy's crazy yeah but you're almost ignoring how equally crazy shrooms is too lmao

'cept i dont think i'm god, don't think i'm being monitored by the government and my reality controlled, and i'm not compiling a bible lmao
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

greatsage wrote:
konr wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
greatsage wrote:
Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
it is a feat. to be as crazy as you.
the guy's crazy yeah but you're almost ignoring how equally crazy shrooms is too lmao

'cept i dont think i'm god, don't think i'm being monitored by the government and my reality controlled, and i'm not compiling a bible lmao
mate you're a completely different kind of crazy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
greatsage wrote:
konr wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
greatsage wrote:
Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
it is a feat. to be as crazy as you.
the guy's crazy yeah but you're almost ignoring how equally crazy shrooms is too lmao

'cept i dont think i'm god, don't think i'm being monitored by the government and my reality controlled, and i'm not compiling a bible lmao
mate you're a completely different kind of crazy

i just poured out probably half of a capsule of 30mg of xanax under my tongue and that'll be hitting any second now
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

greatsage wrote:
konr wrote:
greatsage wrote:
konr wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
greatsage wrote:
Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
it is a feat. to be as crazy as you.
the guy's crazy yeah but you're almost ignoring how equally crazy shrooms is too lmao

'cept i dont think i'm god, don't think i'm being monitored by the government and my reality controlled, and i'm not compiling a bible lmao
mate you're a completely different kind of crazy

i just poured out probably half of a capsule of 30mg of xanax under my tongue and that'll be hitting any second now
quick someone call the police this man is trying to hurt himself via drugs
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but sadly this is 1984 and western civilization the last ones standing at the top of titanic before it sinks...no matter what you do, they know
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ControlAltDelete wrote:
greatsage wrote:
konr wrote:
greatsage wrote:
konr wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
greatsage wrote:
Shrooms wrote:
greatsage wrote:
lenz's law
and my manipulation of unix timestamps via frequency modulation

edit:
op research kubrick, his apollo 11 involvement, the internet, etc.
and then obsess over the shining
eventually it will come to you
bytism
how it fits in with the brahman perspective
and the escape from samsara
maybe it will lead you to nirvana


lol ur a fucking dumbass

i cannot believe I went away cause of you, your the one who needs help.

you went away because you're blatantly crazy. invalidate my valedictorian nigga, step up and get on my level bc ive already accomplished more that requires mental prowess you lack

and so apparently u r getting owned by, in your terms, a dumbass.
really did yourself a kindness there by insulting yourself for us both. at least you're coming to terms with being my bitch.

literally the whole substance of your retort was "u r dum"
really nigga
that's all you can come up with because you just can't reach this level
it is a feat. to be as crazy as you.
the guy's crazy yeah but you're almost ignoring how equally crazy shrooms is too lmao

'cept i dont think i'm god, don't think i'm being monitored by the government and my reality controlled, and i'm not compiling a bible lmao
mate you're a completely different kind of crazy

i just poured out probably half of a capsule of 30mg of xanax under my tongue and that'll be hitting any second now
quick someone call the police this man is trying to hurt himself via drugs


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