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Coldie ;]
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:31 pm Post subject:

My mom had sex with me.

TheIndianGuy
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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:39 pm Post subject:

Coldie ;] wrote:

My mom had sex with me.

safe assumption coldie is being serious because no one would think this is even remotely funny.

HitIer
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 12:09 am Post subject:

My sister got a knife from the kitchen drawer
And used it to stab me

I have proof too, can post pics
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t328163 wrote:

Your username derives from the fact that this site cannot format special characters lol.

t328163 wrote:

lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned

Alex.
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:26 am Post subject:

Shrooms wrote:

TheIndianGuy wrote:

lol you bought a skateboard deck not to use but as a decoration for your wall. this is the definition of mental illness.

ugh no.

my bruce lee skateboard I purchased for exactly 68 dollars after tax.

Now worth 500 CAD.

I bought bacchanal skateboard for 128 USD.

Will be worth way more.

I didn't get for re sale, honestly both decks I now have are art pieces that will hang on my wall while I fuck my future girlfriend.

Got any shitty boards with low traction on them? My highschool days board cracked. I'll give you.... eh... to pet my dog?
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Nirojan
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 3:05 am Post subject:

i got nothing.

TheIndianGuy wrote:

i also bought myself these shoes and these pants. and found my old warhammer 40k models while visiting my parents house. bringing them home with me to continue painting my army.

http://lakai.com/footwear/all-styles/camby-orange-canvas-fa15/

http://www.elwoodclothing.com/collections/20-joggers/products/military-green-stretch-twill-cargo-jogger-pant?variant=1624661700

lol dude i bet u dont even smoke weed but u look like such a fcking stoner
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 6:52 am Post subject:

Gf bought me a backpack, wallet, hoodie, cologne/aftershave, pajama pants, £30 of steam money, some food stuff and the best damn blowjob ever. Mum got me a coat and some shoes, and then also some boots.

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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:53 am Post subject:

... wrote:

I thought that getting gifts when you are grown up was just US thing. I can't believe that south america has same custom.

I'm not from the US but I think it's more of a 'give a gift to everyone you care about'-thing. In my country we do celebrate Christmas but rarely get each other gifts (well it depends from family to family but most don't participate in gifts). This year is the first time I ever got a christmas gift for someone, bought my fuckbuddy a book and skittles 'cause she's always buying me stuff. And I think it's the first time I got a christmas gift too.

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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:31 pm Post subject:

konr wrote:

Gf bought me a backpack, wallet, hoodie, cologne/aftershave, pajama pants, £30 of steam money, some food stuff and the best damn blowjob ever. Mum got me a coat and some shoes, and then also some boots.

u dont have the best blowjob unless you get it from a black chick. they do like some sloppy toppy shit
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tough guy talix wrote:

i've had it with your shit. fuck outta here

Coldie ;]
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:06 am Post subject:

TheIndianGuy wrote:

Coldie ;] wrote:

My mom had sex with me.

safe assumption coldie is being serious because no one would think this is even remotely funny.

I've to be honest with you lad - thoroughly believed it was comical.

br0l0ck
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:07 am Post subject:

Coldie ;] wrote:

TheIndianGuy wrote:

Coldie ;] wrote:

My mom had sex with me.

safe assumption coldie is being serious because no one would think this is even remotely funny.

I've to be honest with you lad - thoroughly believed it was comical.

i watched this shit movie where a doll comes to life cus some toy maker santa dude made him and he was like I WANT U TO BE MY MOMMY while humpin this chick but he had no dick and shit b/c he was a doll or whatever

movie was Silent Night Deadly Night 5

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