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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:12 pm    Post subject: The Why don't you have a girlfriend? thread Reply with quote

Why waste time with another person when your right hand always knows exactly what you need?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:13 pm    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

Because vaginas feel good and some women actually are enjoyable to be around and talk to. Shocker, I know.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GannoK wrote:
Because vaginas feel good and some women actually are enjoyable to be around and talk to. Shocker, I know.
What planet are you from?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

havent found a female with any interests even coming close to my own
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GannoK wrote:
Because vaginas feel good and some women actually are enjoyable to be around and talk to. Shocker, I know.


haha that was funny
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

because turning someone else on with your penis is a huge turn on

something your virgin ass hasn't experienced
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 times in 24 hours with a grill

no consequences or damage to previous relations, perfect.

tfwnogf

hurray

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
havent found a female with any interests even coming close to my own

probably never will because you're literally cancer
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GannoK wrote:
Brolock wrote:
havent found a female with any interests even coming close to my own

probably never will because you're literally cancer
theres somebody for everybody, don't be so negative.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GannoK wrote:
Brolock wrote:
havent found a female with any interests even coming close to my own

probably never will because you're literally cancer
theres somebody for everybody, don't be so negative.

yea, I guess you're right. Hookers count too i suppose.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GannoK wrote:
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GannoK wrote:
Brolock wrote:
havent found a female with any interests even coming close to my own

probably never will because you're literally cancer
theres somebody for everybody, don't be so negative.

yea, I guess you're right. Hookers count too i suppose.
only if she was clean and someone else paid
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GannoK wrote:
Brolock wrote:
havent found a female with any interests even coming close to my own

probably never will because you're literally cancer
why do u have such a negative attitude about me, im a great person, i dont know anyone ive ever met irl to dislike me, and everyone always talks to me. you sound jealous of my ability to be myself while simultaneously having people like me (irl and even more so on this forum). youre the only person here that dislikes me and everyone hates the shit u post (even in this thread)
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get a girlfriend. When you have the right person, it's pretty sick the things you can do together.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fell in love with a girl but she's now dating my best friend. Still love them both. There's great women out there, don't let the shitty ones ruin it for you.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 3:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
GannoK wrote:
Brolock wrote:
havent found a female with any interests even coming close to my own

probably never will because you're literally cancer
why do u have such a negative attitude about me, im a great person, i dont know anyone ive ever met irl to dislike me, and everyone always talks to me. you sound jealous of my ability to be myself while simultaneously having people like me (irl and even more so on this forum). youre the only person here that dislikes me and everyone hates the shit u post (even in this thread)

cumming onto pictures and posting them on the internet, having a generally negative attitude about everything, and just being an annoying cunt in general are terrible traits in a person, at least for anyone who isn't a back asswards mouth breather.
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