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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:35 pm    Post subject: I got a bird. Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wanna get a pet but idk what to get

needs to be chill as fuck and low maintenance. and inexpensive. and not fish because they don't do anything, even though my goldfish when i was like 9 was pretty chill and i named him after a video game character
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
i wanna get a pet but idk what to get

needs to be chill as fuck and low maintenance. and inexpensive. and not fish because they don't do anything, even though my goldfish when i was like 9 was pretty chill and i named him after a video game character


If you can find a cockatiel that was hand fed as a baby they're pretty fucking awesome. Once they get used to you they'll get all excited when you talk to them and climb to the front of their cage for you to take them out. If I put her away from me and call her she runs up to my arm then up to my shoulder. They'll bow their heads for you to scratch their necks.

They're really sweet, and you can keep them in your room. They're not expensive once you start. I paid 150 for the bird, 150 for a nice cage, then 50 in toys/food etc. Now I pay 20 bucks for like 3 months of food.

I had one before this that was caught wild and I wasn't able to tame it down enough to be comfortable leaving it alone when I go on jobs out of state, so I returned it. This one's name is Kupo.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
i wanna get a pet but idk what to get

needs to be chill as fuck and low maintenance. and inexpensive. and not fish because they don't do anything, even though my goldfish when i was like 9 was pretty chill and i named him after a video game character


cats are chill as fuck, take care of themselves, bring you gifts, kill mice/rats in your house if you have any, are smart loyal and affectionate, and free if you adopt or know someone giving away babies.

when i was homeless and using i had a kitten that was badass. his name was curious george. we did everything together. then i left him at my girlfriends house for a little while when i couldn't take care of him and they had to give him away. ;-;

but he got a good home. he was adopted by a cop.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yea i was honestly thinking a cat just becus free if you adopt. are they quiet most of the time, i have like 0 experience with cats, guessing it depends on the cat

bird seems cool dude, dont think ill be spending $150 on a pet, i need like 20 other things first.

you should make some videos of your bird just for the fuck of it
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
yea i was honestly thinking a cat just becus free if you adopt. are they quiet most of the time, i have like 0 experience with cats, guessing it depends on the cat

bird seems cool dude, dont think ill be spending $150 on a pet, i need like 20 other things first.

you should make some videos of your bird just for the fuck of it


I have to go to texas for 2 weeks or so. When I get back I'll be starting her clicker training.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude brolock seriously go with cat like dude if you were ever to take anything i say seriously i would want it to be this
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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dude brolock seriously go with cat like dude if you were ever to take anything i say seriously i would want it to be this
alright bruh ill look into it in the next couple months
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cat pee stinks to high heaven. My brother stayed at a place with 4 cats oh god when I hung out over there uugh.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Cat pee stinks to high heaven. My brother stayed at a place with 4 cats oh god when I hung out over there uugh.
possibly the cat litter used could reduce the smell, and one cat wouldn't be as bad as the combination of 4. plus my room is very well ventilated, and I like candles and incense and gay shit

plus my room smells like semen because i jerk off so much
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 1:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It squashed any idea of me owning a cat forever, give me a good mutt any day.

Found this on Cracked. Apparently it's an idea what cat ownership is like, http://www.cracked.com/funny-3110-cat-care/
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
SinStar87 wrote:
Cat pee stinks to high heaven. My brother stayed at a place with 4 cats oh god when I hung out over there uugh.
possibly the cat litter used could reduce the smell, and one cat wouldn't be as bad as the combination of 4. plus my room is very well ventilated, and I like candles and incense and gay shit

plus my room smells like semen because i jerk off so much
my cat literally shits and pisses outside, like i havent cleared hte litterbox in months
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, if you have a backyard there's really no need for a litter box once they're old enough (and they grow up fast). The one-time vaccinations really aren't that expensive, and they're actually not that necessary either if your cat doesn't go out much. If your cat doesn't go out you don't need to worry about fleas either, and definitely not about ticks. My cats go out all the time and I've had more ticks myself than all of them combined (which is one). Flea poison can be used preventive (once every 3 months) or you can just wait until you notice your cat has fleas and apply it (like once every 6 to 12 months). If your cat goes out you won't need to trim its claws either. Most cats won't scratch stuff inside if they have trees to scratch outside.

tl;dr, only get a cat if you have a backyard or if it can go out, and get a female one as they don't go out as much as males.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bird thinks your arm is a tree trunk, nigga
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

we have like wild cats in our neighborhood and they shit in our side yard and shit. our backyard is wide open basically, the wind knocked down our fence once so i dont think id be safe letting it outside. also we dont have any trees and our yard has these like prickly things called sand spurs thatd probs fuck a cat up

i could put the litter box in the bathroom, thatd b no problem, and it already smells there.

you know what this sounds like too much work, fuck this shit. im lazy, my cat would probably die or something if i got one
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