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TheIndianGuy Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:14 pm Post subject: that annoy feel |
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>used to shitting like once or twice a week cuz always constipated from heroin plus barely eat anything to shit out
>now i eat more; like two small meals a day but no snacks it's all i can eat
>no longer constipated all the time cuz not using heroin
>have to shit an average of twice a day
>too lazy to get up to take a shit
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Aniblaze Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:06 pm Post subject: Re: that annoy feel |
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | >used to shitting like once or twice a week cuz always constipated from heroin plus barely eat anything to shit out
>now i eat more; like two small meals a day but no snacks it's all i can eat
>no longer constipated all the time cuz not using heroin
>have to shit an average of twice a day
>too lazy to get up to take a shit |
I take a shit twice or three times a day, and I eat an average of about 3000 calories a day. That's about five to six healthy meals a day. Except for Saturday. Saturday is the day when I eat whatever.
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:18 pm Post subject: Re: that annoy feel |
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | >used to shitting like once or twice a week cuz always constipated from heroin plus barely eat anything to shit out
>now i eat more; like two small meals a day but no snacks it's all i can eat
>no longer constipated all the time cuz not using heroin
>have to shit an average of twice a day
>too lazy to get up to take a shit | maybe you should start lifitng
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Nirojan How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:46 pm Post subject: Re: that annoy feel |
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| Yolo wrote: | | TheIndianGuy wrote: | >used to shitting like once or twice a week cuz always constipated from heroin plus barely eat anything to shit out
>now i eat more; like two small meals a day but no snacks it's all i can eat
>no longer constipated all the time cuz not using heroin
>have to shit an average of twice a day
>too lazy to get up to take a shit | maybe you should start lifitng | hes too lazy to take a dump do you realy think he has the willpower to lift
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Aniblaze Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:23 pm Post subject: Re: that annoy feel |
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| !n wrote: | | Yolo wrote: | | TheIndianGuy wrote: | >used to shitting like once or twice a week cuz always constipated from heroin plus barely eat anything to shit out
>now i eat more; like two small meals a day but no snacks it's all i can eat
>no longer constipated all the time cuz not using heroin
>have to shit an average of twice a day
>too lazy to get up to take a shit | maybe you should start lifitng | hes too lazy to take a dump do you realy think he has the willpower to lift |
Nothing drugs can't fix. Not sure but I believe he has a guy for that.
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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| As I am writing this, I am experiencing anal fissure.
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Evil_Intentions Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Ahhh low cal keto, where I only shit once every 8 days or so.
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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i fucking hate shitting so much
its just the biggest waste of fucking time
its not fun or enjoyable in any fucking way
i just get pissed off every time i have to shit
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Maes Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | i fucking hate shitting so much
its just the biggest waste of fucking time
its not fun or enjoyable in any fucking way
i just get pissed off every time i have to shit |
imagining a kid with glasses punching the his surroundings while he shits
pretty gay
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Maes wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | i fucking hate shitting so much
its just the biggest waste of fucking time
its not fun or enjoyable in any fucking way
i just get pissed off every time i have to shit |
imagining a kid with glasses punching the his surroundings while he shits
pretty gay | i take my glasses off to shit, fuckin idiot
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TheIndianGuy Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:31 am Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | i fucking hate shitting so much
its just the biggest waste of fucking time
its not fun or enjoyable in any fucking way
i just get pissed off every time i have to shit |
i'm glad i'm not alone in these feels.
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| I usually love taking a shit. It's like my Zen-moment of the day.
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