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[clash of clans hacks]

so this one time they opened up a new Starbucks in my city, which was the first one in the city and like the second one in the country. One of my friends had heard that they were handing out free coffee, so we went to go check it out but we were high as fuck. So when we arrived there it hadn't opened yet but there was a shit ton of hipsters hanging out there waiting for it to open, and then all of the sudden this lady from live radio started interviewing us. She asked us why we were gathered here today, and while I was supposed to say something like 'Because they're opening a Starbucks' I was all like 'uh, idk, like, we heard we could get like free coffee here but we've been looking for people handing them out but we haven't found them yet', and then she went like 'oh, and isn't there an other reason why you're here' and we were like 'nah, no, not really, you know, just because we heard there was free coffee, free stuff is nice.' She then subtly mentioned the opening of the new Starbucks herself by asking us a Starbucks related question, I can't remember what it was. And I can't remember why but we just like started summing up all the places and countries we've had coffee. It's funny because she just kept on interviewing us while we were not responding to her questions correctly and ruining everything. From all the people there she just had to pick out the 2 potheads who only happened to be there to try and score some free coffee and had no idea what was going on otherwise.

[Antagonist]

this was pretty funny lol

[sneakerhead]

ha

[InternetIsSeriousBusiness]

tldr